Facebook Idiots

Ever saw the most idiotic posts on facebook? Or most funniest lies? Or comments that escalated quickly! Well,be sure to post em' here!

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on January 09
"I saw the dumbest elevator in the world today, it had a button for the floor I was currently on!"

*thousand facepalms*
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on January 09
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I dont have Facebook but I will do Twitter

I want to Kill myself instead of Suicide

(I mean seriously?)

I want my first Daughter to be a Girl

(WAT?)
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Space_Boy
"I want to kill myself instead of suicide" XDD WOW.
on January 09
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Parabolic
Well that last on is understandable some daughters are anatomicaly boys
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Me- Do you wanna play on minecraft and FaceTime?
Friend-Sorry but I don`t have any Wifi. :-(
(Like, really? You need wifi to text me so you do have wifi!)
Me- Hiya. Did you enjoy the party at school today?
Friend- I was off.
Me-No you weren`t off, I saw you att the party?
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ELS2304
Does his ever happen to you???
on January 30
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on January 09
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Well I don`t have Facebook but I can tell you messages I`ve recieved
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on January 09
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