Tips to get bullied in highschool

this is for all the youngen's going to highschool in another month. everyone who's gone through a year or more can list great ways to get bullied. everyone wants to get bullied in highschool aight? (this is a joke if not clear btw)

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fantasize about sober gamzee askᴉuƃ you out to hoe's cumᴉuƃ because your boyfriend is 650 miles away :((
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on October 12, 2019
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on September 23, 2019
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wear star platinum's or DIO's black/green headbands every week
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on September 23, 2019
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From personal observations, just being a weeaboo or liking some shit like FNAF.
Or being one of those people that think they're hot shit for borrowing their dad's gun or riding your bike at the skate park.
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on September 15, 2019
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be gay
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M.andrews1
Gays for life
on September 15, 2019
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AltoClef.UkuleleBoy
I am gay
on September 14, 2019
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eedenVertigo
eat gays
on September 14, 2019
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dildo420
@M.andrews1 me gay
on September 14, 2019
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M.andrews1
Support gay
on September 14, 2019
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on September 14, 2019
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pretend to know dwarvish and japanese because of google translate
my one friend never believed i could really speak spanish after she called me out on the google translate shit
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on September 14, 2019
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and then if they tell you "i know who michael jackson is, one of his songs is thriller" continue to tell them thats his worst song and assume all their opinions are as invalid as their music taste
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on September 14, 2019
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once again, wear a beret for 6 months with the most controversial outfits you own
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on September 14, 2019
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ask people if they know who michael jackson is and then proceed to not believe them if they know who michsel jackson is
^^^im so confused and cant stand you, dalton
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on September 14, 2019
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Go to pit and lecture everyone on how terrible smoking, vaping, and "doing weed" is (make sure to use that exact phrasing)
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wxtch.bxtch
@Bames Okay so what we’re NOT gonna do
on September 16, 2019
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Bames
So... most of your friends nowadays?
on September 16, 2019
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on September 14, 2019
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Make sure you show everyone how amazing your Japanese that you learned from watching anime is
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wxtch.bxtch
@Aureospace Right?
on September 14, 2019
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eedenVertigo
oooh i didnt expect her to be like that. thats shitty and just low
on September 14, 2019
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wxtch.bxtch
@Aureospace She was also aggressively transphobic and called my nb friend a slur-
on September 14, 2019
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eedenVertigo
i want to join creative writing now just to find someone who is also that perfect
on September 14, 2019
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wxtch.bxtch
@Aureospace I took a creative writing class last year and this girl always gave her main characters super stereotypical Japanese names (Sakura, Takashi, etc.) in like medieval Europe. I think the best thing she ever did was write an incest smut fanfic and read it in front of the entire class.
on September 14, 2019
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on September 14, 2019
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Show up in cosplay
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wxtch.bxtch
@territorialpissings I don't believe in cringe culture. If someone wants to show up in cosplay, I'm only gonna make fun of them if I'm close enough friends with them that it's not actually going to hurt their feelings.
on September 15, 2019
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torncondom83467
As cringy as I think it is they have big balls lol. Two people in my grade frequently show up cosplaying BNHA, I don't know how they haven't been made fun of to death.
on September 15, 2019
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on September 14, 2019
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wear homofuck troll headbands/horns
also im gonna do that again i just need to buy new ones
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on September 14, 2019
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sending your friends diaper fetish fiction ironically but not giving them enough context to understand you dont actually like this shit
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on September 06, 2019
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if you aren't part of a band, you WILL get bullied. i wish my old band, blue pissplay, would get back together before i get another swirly from my orchestra teacher :((
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silly.goose
yes
on July 27, 2019
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eedenVertigo
me, you, and nia. we can kidnap more children on the way
on July 27, 2019
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silly.goose
okay
who are the band members
on July 27, 2019
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eedenVertigo
yes
we need to create our first album @moody.blue
on July 27, 2019
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silly.goose
did somebody say blue pissplay
on July 27, 2019
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on July 27, 2019
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Remember kids, no one can bully you more than you bully yourself
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on July 26, 2019
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