Stupid things that teachers do

its in the title what are some funny and stupid things that your teachers have done in class

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Once when I was in third grade my teacher put on a film about slavery. it had said a vulgar word and she then said "Now kids that word will never travel out of class"
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on September 03
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I had a substitute that would always speak in the third person.
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on September 03
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on September 03
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I had a substitute and he would say "Let me say something real quick" and he would take the whole class time to say it.
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Princess_Twilight
Yeah.
on September 04
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DipperPinesShades
on September 03
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on September 03
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They will easily fall for pranks!! But I think that's pretty neat
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on September 03
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On my first day of 5th grade my teacher said i wasn't in his class then i checked with my other teacher and they said I was in his class so then i went back into the class room and everyone had a desk BUT ME! I sat at the back table by myself for the day and when I got home my mom wanted me to switch classes!
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on September 03
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That they only watch one kid and they don't notice what other kids do.
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on September 03
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I drew a triforce on my hand and a teacher thought it was a gang symbol.
She thought the same thing about the charm on my majora lanyard.
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Linku
wow.
on September 03
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on September 03
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Ah, I'm lazy, so let me just give myself a break and make myself an excuse...
Oh, I got it!

*sits doing nothing, waiting*
...
*checks watch*

"KIDS."
-silence...- See More▼
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on July 08
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Ah, I'm lazy, so let me just give myself a break and tell the kids to play dengue games on the computer and be done with it. (IN PHILOSOPHY CLASS)
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on July 08
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Ah, I'm lazy, so let me just give myself a break and tell the kids it's gonna be a free period.
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on July 08
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My teacher does not know anything about history
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on July 08
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My teacher was putting up her 2 fingers(pointer and middle) to resemble a 2. Then she put down one finger and said" let me make sure I don't put down the wrong finger.
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Vilight_the_storm_wolfgirl
She was about to stick up her middle finger
on July 08
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SacredScriptsGirl
Don't get it.
on July 08
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on July 08
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Teacher: Alright students, what makes a ship sink?

Student: When another ship has a canon!
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WastingMyLifeOnline
on July 07
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on July 07
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Teacher- Can you see God?
Student- No
Teacher- Can you touch God?
Student- No
Teacher- Then there isn't a God!

*student raises their hand*

Student- Sir, can you see your brain? See More▼
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on July 07
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teachers hit kids sometimes
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yayurcool38_undertale_sans
on July 08
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SacredScriptsGirl
My grandma did that and got sued, I think.
on July 08
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on June 19
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Teachers barely teach politics.
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on June 10
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science teacher taught us all about drugs even when it was irrelevant to the class they were teaching.
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on March 01
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In my class if you have a waterbottle on your desk the teacher yells at you and you get in trouble... -.-
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on January 27
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My gym teacher eats junk food while we're running. -_-
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Wolfie_Is_Leashed
Huge irony.
on February 09
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on January 25
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