Strange Quotes

Here is a page where you can post strange quotes. It can be either quotes your friends said, quotes you've heard, or quotes you've said yourself. MUST BE WEIRD.

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Oh boy
Here comes the marching band.
"I slept with Willy Wonka."
~Nick
"KENNEDYKENNEDYKENNEDYKENNEDY"
~Pretty much everyone
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Obsidian_Scars
on August 27, 2017
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on August 27, 2017
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"Alyssa, quit grinding on the wall!"
~ Me
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on August 27, 2017
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"Don't... bang me... I'm not dirt...?"
-Phil Lester.
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on August 12, 2016
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Your hair looks like pyjamas


~dolphiin to arashi
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on March 01, 2016
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*group bails on me when dyssecting a chicken wing*
Student: You're lucky! You get to do it alone!
Me: .. They CHICKENED out on me!
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on February 06, 2016
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Hav u ever seen a duck and thought daaaaaaaamn that a sexy duck
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American.Idiot
I'll post a pic of a sexy duck then
on February 06, 2016
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Taki_the_Manokit
Nope!
on February 06, 2016
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on February 06, 2016
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Commercial: Have a snickers.
Me: I don't want your-
Commercial: Why?
Commercial: You're not yourself when you're hungry.
Me: BITCH, SNICKERS ARENT GOING TO SAVE ME FROM STARVATION.
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on February 06, 2016
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Me to Alois
Alois:Sup
Me:The CIELing
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American.Idiot
That was the best pun ever and you know it XD
on February 06, 2016
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on February 06, 2016
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PNM: Photo-negative me, photo-negative you, PHOTO-NEGATIVE EVERYONE!!!
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on February 06, 2016
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... Just eat your damn cake. ^_^
-Me to Ciel
CHESSIDY-CHESS-CHESSIDY-CHESS.
-Me ranting to Insane_feline
XD
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on February 06, 2016
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Could I Coke inside?
-Autocorrect in a Roleplay.
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on February 06, 2016
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GET YOUR PERSONAL ASSHATS DOWN HERE!
- Me speaking to Ciel and Alois
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Imaginary
XD
on February 06, 2016
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on February 06, 2016
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[Content warning]

ITS A PONER!!" -Brandon
"AHAHAHEEEEEE" -Karmen and I after I drew Link porn
"Um....I kinda wanna f*ck Princess Peach..." -Tommy the Wise
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UsagiClouds
SO FABULOUS
on February 02, 2016
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breann.west.5
XDXDXD
on February 02, 2016
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UsagiClouds
OMFG THE ONE THAT "I WANA FU*K PRINCESS PEACH" MADE ME SAY OMFG
on February 02, 2016
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on February 02, 2016
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Oh my gosh.. I think im having my puberty!
~snowfur to suntail
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on January 29, 2016
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"IT SMELLS LIKE PUBERTY... DX"
~ Arashi Reiketsuna to Soul after falling in a garbage can while stalking Rama
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on January 28, 2016
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If idiots could fly this place would be an airport
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UsagiClouds
I'll be more scared on an plane ride.....He/she might like crash us or something
on January 26, 2016
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maka12345678
i would be scared to death if a idiot was flying a plane
on January 26, 2016
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on January 26, 2016
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Do you guys go to the Gym in Mcdonlds?-Mathew
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on January 26, 2016
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I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish - bad anime subtitles
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on January 26, 2016
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I hope i dont find porn in your backpack
~ rama chan to arashi chan
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UsagiClouds
Omfg
on January 26, 2016
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Kami_Iro_Awase
on January 26, 2016
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on January 26, 2016
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"THERE'S BLOOD ON THE WALL! SOMEONE WAS MURDERED!"
~,Soapy-Chan in the bathrooms with us at the beach with me and Greeny-Chan
"STOP SCARING ME! DX"
~ Me to Soapy-Chan
"Relax! Maybe somebody just had their period there! XD"
~ Greeny-Chan to both of us
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Kami_Iro_Awase
Nope. @Rose_the_hedgehog
on January 26, 2016
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RaspberryJello
... Is this actually something NORMAL for me to experience? XD
on January 26, 2016
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on January 26, 2016
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