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How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
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I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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A condom says to a tampon;
“When you're here, I loose my job for a week!’’

The tampon responds;
“And when you miss your job up, I loose mine for 9 months!!”
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@radical.radish
Thanks lol. 😊
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radical.radish
haha! i remember that one! i saw it on my mom's facebook! very cool!
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Dad: * working*
Daughter: * walks in* daddy what is sex
Dad: oh sweetie why do you ask
Daughter: mommy said dinner would be done in a few secs
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Whats similar between dark humor and food?*
Not everyone gets it ( i am lmao currently)
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How does harry potter go down a hill?*
Walking, J.K Rowling
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?*
Roberto
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How can you tell the differance from a snowman and snowwoman?*
Snowballs
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