Dad Quotes

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(A true conversation between my dad and I with my sister with my mom as a witness dying of laughter)

Dad: "Remember to tell the boys, your dad is a redneck from Georgia and he is not afraid to shoot." (He isn't a redneck)
Me: *shakes head*
Dad: "Or we can feed him to the ducks in the creek and let him float downstream"
Me: "Dad!"
Dad: "Better yet just leave him in the yard! Something will pick him up..."
My sister and I: DAD! See More▼
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on June 17
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Dad: Stop drawing anime
Me: Bu-
Dad: draw something creative
Me: Da-
Dad: Draw something real like nature!
Me: Dad..,
Dad: yes? See More▼
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on June 17
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"Don't tell mom" - Nikki's Dad 2K16
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on June 17
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"Stop saying Marina, its getting annoying."
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on June 17
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(my dad said this to a guy who likes me)

dad:Touch her with your eyes your dead
Him: wha
Dad: Dont even think trying to ask her out
Him:....
Dad: she will sing No and Single Lady in front of you
Him: oh....
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on June 17
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My dad told me the ice cream truck only played music when it was sold out
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on June 17
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You Do something stupid again I'll bust your head wide open... This is true
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Mataways
O_O
on June 19
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on June 17
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if a boy asks you out,do dem sassy hair slips and say No like Megan Trainor
- Dad 2016
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on June 17
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You touch my baby girl and you die...
I'm like: 0.0" Welp...
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Wolf_The_Ninja
Pffft XD
on June 17
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on June 17
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