Pickup line extravaganza

Share your pickup lines and use them on people on this page because why not and I'm bored and I'm lonely

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Are you a mirror because I can see me self inside of yo*laughs*
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This one is a bit more sexual *ahem*. Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv, and hate myself for another weak performance.
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9 days ago
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If you want a less dark one then *ahem*. Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day
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9 days ago
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First ever pickup line here we go *ahem* hey cutie is your last name suicide? Cause I think about you all day.
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Crypto
@FallenGachaAngel Thank you ^^
8 days ago
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FallenGachaAngel
Smooth.
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