Corny Joke Society

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My friend david lost his ID in france,we now call him Dav
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Sheepshagger_Iceland
HANAAHAHAHA
on December 12, 2015
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on December 12, 2015
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Me:When im in the bathroom and i take off my clothes guess what happens?
*smirks* the shower..
Sister:-_-
Me: always..
Sister: *punches my to the wall*
Me: oww...it gets TURNED ON! Worth it~~~
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on December 12, 2015
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why do ghosts love elevators so much?
Because it...
LIFT'S THEY'RE SPIRITS

R.I.P. EveryonesSenpai 2015 6:12~Died from a bad joke
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Lucioles
@EveryonesSenpai
alright!then its a deal!*shakes your hand and runs off to change my username and profile*
on October 25, 2015
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Space_Boy
@DippersTaco sure,but my dog isn't very talented X3 idk why you would want him to be famous but..alright .3.
on October 25, 2015
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Lucioles
EveryonesSenpai,remember when you did 2 weeks of "Ask Max"?
Well if i can change my username to "Ask_Max",and i will ask to get permission by you,
i would love to make your dog famous ,i mean we DO live near eachother x3
on October 25, 2015
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on October 25, 2015
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Why did Cinderella lose every soccer game she played? Because her coach was a pumpkin…
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on October 24, 2015
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I use to be a banker, but then i lost interest.
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TossedWhisper4
*Facepalm* God damn it fandom XD
on October 24, 2015
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on October 24, 2015
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Person: I need that bat MOBILE *gets mobile phone*
Me: -_- *face palms*
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on October 24, 2015
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Ask me if I'm an orange.
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Celia_Bowen
Exactly.
on November 08, 2015
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Ice_Bear
I-i don't get it..
on November 05, 2015
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Celia_Bowen
No.
on October 25, 2015
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Space_Boy
um ._. are you an orange? o3o
on October 24, 2015
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on October 24, 2015
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what do you call a fake noodle?
an impasta
OOHHHH
OOOOOOOOHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOOOHOHOOOO
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on October 24, 2015
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Broken pencils are pointless.
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on October 23, 2015
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I just have to say that this is really great but also makes me cringe at the same time okay bye. *Flies away*
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on October 23, 2015
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what does a duck smoke?
Qwack!
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on October 23, 2015
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What do you call a cow without an udder?
A MILK DUD! EHEHEH!
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on October 23, 2015
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what does a nosy pepper do?
get jalapeno business!
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on October 23, 2015
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did you see the fire at the circus today?
they said it was really...IN TENTS.
Me:*laughs my ass off falling off my chair while other kids stare at me*
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on October 23, 2015
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Q:Can a matchbox?
A: NO! BUT A TIN CAN!
Kid: Not funny.
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on October 23, 2015
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