Roasts and comebacks plz

I'm lookin for some good roasts and some comebacks y'all what do you guys got?

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this one from a book i read "Yours till banana spilts"
1:Roses are red
Violets are blue
Umbrellas get lost,
Why don't you?

2: Roses are red
Coal is black See More▼
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13 days ago
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not really an original roast/comeback but this is my favourite quote from any movie, "he's so uptight if you stuck rocks in his ass, they'd become diamonds"
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Pikaboi266
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on August 17
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on August 17
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comeback: liberal
works like a charm, everytim
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Pikaboi266
I'm a mean lean roasting machine
on August 17
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Aureospace
ive been going through r/niceguys for too long send help
on August 17
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on August 17
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Roast: Go ahead tell them everything you know! It'll only take 10 seconds
Comeback: The zoo called. They’re wondering how you got out of your cage?
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on August 17
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Roast: Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advise!
Comeback: I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.
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on August 17
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Roast: Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental
Comeback:Well The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
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Devil_Potato
ow.
on August 18
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on August 17
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Roast: "U so ugly YO mama dropped you off somewhere and got a fine for littering!"
Comeback: I'm sorry sir but the mirrors are in the bathroom!
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Devil_Potato
felt that
on August 18
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Pikaboi266
Kssnipergirl2002 How old r u
on August 17
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Pikaboi266
Hell yeah
on August 17
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Kssnipergirl2002
ohhhhhhhh!!! dddaaaaammmmnnnn!!
on August 17
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on August 17
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