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HUSH A BY BABY


the sweet beautiful lullaby that your parents propably sung to you when you where a baby. But what do you think about its origins?


Lyrics

Hush a by baby
On the tree top,
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock,
When the bow breaks, the cradle will fall,
Down will go baby,
Cradle and all.


Decoding of lullaby.

The native Americans would tie there baby's up in a tree to rock them to sleep.
The cribs wherent sometimes tied correctly up so thousands of baby's fell to... Read Full Chapter

HUMPTY DUMPTY

oh yes, the large egg with all the kings horses and men. Why do you think the king cared about this silly old egg anyways?
Why would the kings men bother at all?. HUMPTY Dumpty, was In fact... A CANON!

HUMPTY Dumpty sat on a wall,
HUMPTY Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings men and all the kings horses
Couldn't put humpty together again

Or

HUMPTY Dumpty sat on a wall
HUMPTY Dumpty had a great fall
Four score men and for score more
Couldn't place HUMPTY as he was before

D... Read Full Chapter

HARK HARK THE DOGS DO BARK

I'm pretty sure just br reading the poem you know it's cruel right? But it's even more sinister then what it lets you believe.

It refers to the Dissolution of the Monasteries perpetrated by King Henry VIII and his chief minister Thomas Cromwell, when England broke from the Catholic religion. Their objective was to loot the monasteries and seize the monastic lands (which they promptly sold) thus increasing the wealth in the coffers of England. This resulted in monk... Read Full Chapter

GOOSIE GOOSIE GANDER

This nice tail about throwing a man down the stairs.... Umm yeah, that's not the only thing it's about.


Lyrics

Goosey Goosey Gander where shall I wander,
Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady's chamber
There I met an old man who wouldn't say his prayers,
I took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs.

Decoding

So there are two versions.

1)
" gooses goosey gander where shall I wander,"

This refiners to the post civil war, when the men did goose steps.

"Ups... Read Full Chapter

GORGIE PORGIE


The origins of the lyrics to "Georgie Porgie" are English and refer to the courtier George Villiers, 1st duke of Duke of Buckingham. Villier's good looks also appealed to the ladies and his highly suspect morals were much in question!


Lyrics

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.

Decoding time

" Georgie porgie pudding and pie"
As we know, his real name is George villers

" kissed the gir... Read Full Chapter

MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY


Well, this story is quite contrary indeed. When you sing this I'm sure you think of a little girl with a pretty pink ( or blue) dress watering a colorful garden right?
We'll you are very wrong.
This story is about someone you all thought didn't exist.
Someone you would " speak to" during a sleep over.
Someone you all believed never existed because it's a urban legend. Well your in for a shock.
The nursery rhyme is dedicated to the one and only... Bloody Mary.

Lyri... Read Full Chapter

JACK AND JILL


once again, I don't know much about it. It's just something we all go around singing.
Well, let's read it.


Lyrics

(Original)

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

Up Jack got, and home did trot,
As fast as he could caper;
To old Dame Dob, who patched his nob
With vinegar and brown paper.

Then Jill came in, and she did grin,
To see Jack's paper plaster;
Her mother whipt her, across her kn... Read Full Chapter

ITS RAINING ITS PORING


this is a little toon my father used to sing me to sleep with.
It was very relaxing.

Lyrics

It's raining; it's pouring.
The old man is snoring.
He went to bed and bumped his head,
And he wouldn't get up in the morning.

Or

It's raining, it's poring
The old man is snoring
He bumped his head, and went to bed,
And he wouldn't get up in the morning.

Decoding it

One source, Wikipedia ( who would believe them?) states it is a description of a classic head injury.

But... Read Full Chapter

RING O' ROSES OR RING AROUND THE ROSEI


Ring o roses, a funny nursery rhyme with children giggling and at the falling to the ground in a fit of laughter.
But, this sweet song isn't so sweet as we thought.


Lyrics.

(British version)

Ring-a-ring o' roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!

We all fall down.

Ring-a-ring o' roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all fall down.

Fishies in the water,
Fishies in the sea,
We all jump up,

With a 1-2-3!


(American... Read Full Chapter

ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT


The lovely child song row row row your boat.
Don't worry, it's not bad. It's actually supportive... In a way.

The original

Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream.
Merely merely merely,
Life is but a Dream.


The verse " row, row, row your boat"
This verse was speaking about life.
We go through our life doing things we want or don't want to do, but we never stop rowing until you croak.
Life is a boat and your rowing through it.

The verse " gently d... Read Full Chapter

Heya.
Anyways thank you all for reading mah book anyways....

Guess this song!


" l to the I to the n to the k,
Where's tights everyday,
Don't gives a damn what you say.
He's got bigger balls then even evil kanival,
And he ain't gonna stop till the world is free of evil"


Yeah yeah I spelt stuff wrong but knowing my previous book it's typical.


CHAPTER 4 I WELCOME YOU SALTY AIR AND WATER!


Omg.
Honestly this is the best thing that's ever happened to me! Besides meeting Daniel of cours... Read Full Chapter

Song of the day....


" don't break don't break my heart
And I won't break your heart shaped glasses"

This one is easy.

Anyways back to the book I'm slowly loosing interest in...


CHAPTER 3 KARMA HASNT MET ME YET.


Dear Diary,
Last night during the party I walked in on Drew and Becca making out.
I know I don't have a right to say this but, my chest hurts... Or heart. I'm not sure what to do about this weird feeling I get when I'm around both Daniel and Drew. I love how Daniels bad boy si... Read Full Chapter