toiletboundhanakokun - Page 70

Okay, my favorite Qfeaster is... Lapis Lazuli! Congrats!

IM MAKING A STORY ABOUT QFEASTERS! IF YOU WANT ON THERE YOU HAVE TO TELL ME AND SAY WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY ABOUT YOU AND YOU'LL BE ON THERE

at the end of the day im posting my favorite qfeaster
yay!

WATCHIN GRAVITY FALLS! *whispers* gideon... HE'S A SIDEKICK!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zD3B0QZivis The boop

@Dipper_Pines1 I CANNOT DO PRIVATE MESSAGING... SORRY!

IF YOU SPAM ME WITH BILL I WILL MAKE A PAGE ALL ABOUT SOMETHING YOU LIKE

This is a conversation between Bill Cipher and yourself, BILL CIPHER.
Bill Cipher: Hi, me.
BILL CIPHER: HI
Bill Cipher: I've always wanted to have a conversation with myself.
BILL CIPHER: ... BILL TYPES IN ALL CAPS
You've left the conversation.

This is a conversation between and yourself, BILL CIPHER.
has left the conversation.
I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP

This is a conversation between Peridot and yourself, BILL CIPHER.
BILL CIPHER: DORITO!
BILL CIPHER: HI PERIDOT
BILL CIPHER: ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Illuminati: why do u work for Giddeon
BILL CIPHER: ..... WELL... HE HATES THE PINES I HATE HE PINES.... YOU GE I RIGHT?
Illuminati: why though
BILL CIPHER: *THE
BILL CIPHER: HMMMM.........YOU KNOW I DID START IT... BUT WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THA-... NEVER MIND
Illuminati: i can see you hating stan but why dipper and mabel? AND WADDLES
Illuminati: stan+a+satan See More▼
BILL CIPHER: WAIT... WHO IS WADDLES ((JUST STAYIN IN CHARACTER))
Illuminati: stan+a=satan*
Illuminati: mabels small pre-bacon
BILL CIPHER: OH!
Illuminati: (i havent watched the show in a LOOONG time)
BILL CIPHER: REALLY........ I CAME BACK!!! IM SO HAPPY THAT BILL IS BACK IN THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BILL CIPHER: WELL... ME AND "FORD" USED TO BE "PARTNERS"
Illuminati: whos ford
BILL CIPHER: O....M....G........... THE WRITER OF THE JOURNALS..... STANS LONG LOST TWIN BROTHER!!!
BILL CIPHER: STAN"FORD"
Illuminati: AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Illuminati: I GET IT
Illuminati: haha..
BILL CIPHER: NO.... THATS HIS NAME...
Illuminati: haha...
Illuminati: eheheh
BILL CIPHER: IM SERIOUS...
Illuminati: he has a funny name...
BILL CIPHER: YEAH... THE TWIRPS CALL HIM FORD
Illuminati: twerps? thats a jessie and james word
BILL CIPHER: WHO ARE THEY?
Illuminati: pokemon people, you wouldnt know them
Illuminati: your like my son right?
BILL CIPHER: HMMM.....OH YEAH! I KNOW NOW...
BILL CIPHER: ...NO...
Illuminati: kinda
BILL CIPHER: I WAS CREATED NOT "BORN"
Illuminati: by who
BILL CIPHER: ... THE UNIVERSE... OKAY, I DONT KNOW
BILL CIPHER: JUST A SEC...
BILL CIPHER: IM BACK
Illuminati: whatd u do
BILL CIPHER: I MAKE DEALS... THEN TORTURE THE LESS FORTUNATE
Illuminati: me too, coincidence
Illuminati: i am the government
BILL CIPHER: DEALS TO TAKE OVER.... "DIPPERS" BODY!
Illuminati: why do u want to take over dipper
Illuminati: why not something that matters, like the government
BILL CIPHER: OH... I ALREADY DID... LOOK UP BIPPER ON GOOGLE IMAGES
Illuminati: ok hold on
Illuminati: um..? cars?
BILL CIPHER: NO!
Illuminati: oh
Illuminati: ok
Illuminati: there were a bunch of cars
BILL CIPHER: BIPPER FROM GRAVITY FALLS
BILL CIPHER: ALRIGHT... GOTTA GO SO HURRY UP PLEASE
Illuminati: i liked tyrone the best
Illuminati: go where and hurry with what
BILL CIPHER: WHO IS TYRONE
Illuminati: one of the dipper clones
BILL CIPHER: OH YEAH.... DID YOU LOOK UP BIPPER FROM GRAVITY FALLS
Illuminati: yes
Illuminati: he has cat eyes...
BILL CIPHER: YEP!
BILL CIPHER: GOTTA GO SO REMEMBER: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE!
Illuminati: OK BYE ME!
Illuminati: HAVE FUN
You've left the conversation.
MORE CHATS!

I HATE BILLDIP... ALSO PINESEST... ITS JUST SO TERRIBLE

102 FOLLOWERS! THANK YOU ALLSO MUCH!

THIS IS A LITTLE BIT OF A CHAT I ONCE HAD...
BILL CIPHER: ...HE...HE....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOUR MY PUPPET NOW! *TAKES YOUR BODY*
YVONNE: What?!
BILL CIPHER: OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!
YVONNE: You never told me of this, you treacherous creature!
BILL CIPHER: I GAVE YOU POWER... TO BE INVISIBLE! AND I GOT MY PUPPET... YOU!
YVONNE: Invisibility?! See More▼
YVONNE: You idiot!
YVONNE: This was not the deal!
BILL CIPHER: WELCOME TO THE MINDSCAPE... NOW GET USED TO IT!
YVONNE: Give me my body!
YVONNE: At once!!!!!
BILL CIPHER: HMM.... NOPE!
YVONNE: Where is my power??? My status???
YVONNE: I deserve both!
YVONNE: Give me what I deserve! Now!
BILL CIPHER: YOUR POWER... TO BE INVISIBLE. YOUR STATUS... HERE *THROWS PAPER AT YOU* AN ESSAY OF THE MINDSCAPE!
BILL CIPHER: THERE! AND MY PUPPET... WELL, YOUR MY PUPPET!!!
YVONNE: If you are all knowing, you know I didn't mean that!
YVONNE: *Tears well up in her eyes*
BILL CIPHER: OH I KNEW...
YVONNE: Why then give me my political status! Give me the power to destroy those who stand in my way!
BILL CIPHER: *LOOKS THROUGH THE REFRIGLATOR* YAAAAAY! HUMAN SODA!!!
YVONNE: Listen to me!
BILL CIPHER: HMMM... HERES THAT STATUS ON ASHEET OFPAPER *HANDS YOU A PAPER* OH, AND I CAN GIV YOU POWER TO DEFEAT ENEMIES.. JUST NOT ENOUGH TO DEFEAT ME! * POURS SODA ALL OVER FACE *
YVONNE: Then do so! And give me my body!
BILL CIPHER: OKAY... BUT FIRST... RACE YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS *OH YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT*
YVONNE: I do not "race".
BILL CIPHER: SOOOOO... WHERE IS IT?
YVONNE: Where is what?! Be specific, fool!
BILL CIPHER: YOU KNOW..
YVONNE: I know many things.
BILL CIPHER: AND I KNOW LOTS OF THINGS *IN DEEP VOICE* LOTS OF THINGS
YVONNE: *She narrows her eyes* Hnn...
BILL CIPHER: WHAT YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY POWERS * TURNS REALLY BIG*... *TURNS REALLY SMALL*... *STARTS CHANGING COLORS*
YVONNE: Your magic will not phase me.
BILL CIPHER: I WASNT TRYING TO
YVONNE: Then what's your point?
BILL CIPHER: *STILL CHANGING COLORS* BUT HEY YOU GOTTA SAY... IT WAS PRETTY COOL
YVONNE: I've seen better.
BILL CIPHER: LIKE WHAT?
YVONNE: The raising of the dead.
BILL CIPHER: *HE RAISES THE DEAD, THEY ARE ZOMBIES.THEN, HE TURNS THEM TO ALIVE,NORMAL PEOPLE*
YVONNE: ...Is that all?
YVONNE: Are you done, creature?
BILL CIPHER: YEP!
YVONNE: Finally.
BILL CIPHER: ((SORRY I WAS DOING SOMETHING))
YVONNE: (( it's fine! :)
BILL CIPHER: ANYWAY HERES YOUR BODY BACK I GOTTA GO REMEMBER: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BYE GOLD BYE!
gravity falls [BILL CIPHER] disconnected
THAT WAS A LOOOONG CHAT

question... who am i gonna be 4 halloween?