wxtch.bxtch - Page 4
DON'T GO TO COLLEGE, GET OUT OF CITIES, GET PLASTIC SURGERY, HAVE A FAMILY, DUMP HIM AFTER 1 YEAR! (in that order)
Psychic: *reads my mind*
My mind: What if dogs and cats had human-sized and human-shaped feet?
My mind: What if dogs and cats had human-sized and human-shaped feet?
Wholesome.uwu
My mind: of womens nipples are censored and mens nipples aren't can we censor womens nipples with mens nipples?
on December 02, 2019
Jordan.does.roleplays
now im questoning life...
on November 25, 2019
on November 25, 2019
James' mom is so pure
I "okay boomer"d her and her response was "alright zoomer" and it's great
I "okay boomer"d her and her response was "alright zoomer" and it's great
on November 16, 2019
on November 05, 2019
Guess who got hired by Elections (country I live in) with absolutely no experience or qualifications
on October 13, 2019
5 of y'all liked the post and only 4 of y'all read the review I'm Hurt™
@Saturn.Clash A shitpost is whatever you want it to be. All of mine are impulsive and never planned
on October 11, 2019
on October 11, 2019
Maybe I should make a list of my underwear preferences because I have VERY strong opinions on women's underwear
on October 11, 2019
Every time I hear the word "bourgeoisie" I get flashbacks-
on September 30, 2019
on September 29, 2019
@Friday_Im_In_Love I just remember when my friends and I were unironically called the QfEaSt BoUgOuSiE
on September 29, 2019
on September 29, 2019
Me: It's supposed to snow overnight so don't leave your car parked on the street
James: Nah it's only September it won't be snowed in
James the next morning, trying to get his car out: X-(
James: Nah it's only September it won't be snowed in
James the next morning, trying to get his car out: X-(
on September 29, 2019
What if you tried to get into heaven but god was like: C͓̽h͓̽u͓̽g͓̽g͓̽a͓̽-͓̽c͓̽h͓̽u͓̽g͓̽g͓̽a͓̽-͓̽w͓̽o͓̽o͓̽-͓̽w͓̽o͓̽o͓̽!͓̽
on September 29, 2019
Wow okay I did not just spend my entire morning shoveling snow only for it to snow again this afternoon
Thanks local weather patterns
Thanks local weather patterns
on September 22, 2019
Wow guys I spent like 10 minutes on my My Little Pony shitpost and only 3 people appreciated it I'm suing
on September 22, 2019
Top 5 Worst My Little Pony Characters:
10- Ack! Eee!. I would've been fine with a k-pop themed pony, but the choice to have a pony dedicated to being a k-pop stna is so... out there.... Does k-pop even exist in the MLP universe?
9- Pixie Sticks. Do you mean to tell me that having a random character break into every farm just to personally tell the animals they were "babey" was meant to teach my kids a lesson?
8- Sweet Jreemes. All this character did was show up and sing "Sweet See More▼ Dreams (are Made of This)" but with cursed lyrics for 22 minutes. My daughters and adult son living in my basement did NOT have sweet dreams, but rather SOUR NIGHTMARES!!!
7- ?️lackberry ?️ames. He just doesn't make any sense. He's way larger than the other ponies and his cutie mark is just ?️. What does it mean? What is he planning? Why did he name his gun after a teen romance novel? I never thought an MLP villian would take the form of a mad scientist with conservative values.
6- Gucci Ass. Why did they write such a vulgar character???? All he does is come in and rhyme aggressively at the other characters with such FOUL language. It should be illegal to even have him on as I doubt Hasbro got the rights from Gucci.
5- Bree East. I didn't think the show's creators would be so bold as to make a character's cutie mark resemble a plastic surgery addiction, but sure enough, we got Brea setting unrealistic beauty standards and perpetuating a culture that requires women to go through invasive procedures only to then be shamed for having those procedures. On a show meant for little girls nonetheless!
4- Nehe Miah. Having a male alicorn with such crippling social anxiety seems like a good idea on paper, but how the hell are a bunch of 7-year-old girls supposed to relate to a broke college student? How are gross bronies supposed to relate to a man who respects women? Even if he WAS relateable, he can never actually do anything in the show because he's always sick or waiting for Brea East for her to be done her next plastic surgery.
3- Bystyn Myssychysytts. I'm all for cross-cartoon references, but Danganronpa and South Park are REALLY inappropriate for children! All this talk about dying and hellholes and choking was bad enough, but having an openly GAY pony?! My pastor WILL be hearing about this.
2- Vanana Mejmean. Having a character communicate only through Amélie references was such a bold decision that would've worked great if ANYONE knew what Amélie was. Seriously is this even a kids/neckbeards show anymore?!
1- Cherry Vodka. Little girls should NOT be exposed to drinking, sex, drugs, theft, partying, vandalism, or arson. Cherry Vodka is a wildly chaotic character. She's so chaotic that she threw out her old name so that ?️lackberry ?️ames could rename her after an alcoholic beverage and a D I S G U S T I N G inside joke. Cherry Vodka is an agent of chaos.
10- Ack! Eee!. I would've been fine with a k-pop themed pony, but the choice to have a pony dedicated to being a k-pop stna is so... out there.... Does k-pop even exist in the MLP universe?
9- Pixie Sticks. Do you mean to tell me that having a random character break into every farm just to personally tell the animals they were "babey" was meant to teach my kids a lesson?
8- Sweet Jreemes. All this character did was show up and sing "Sweet See More▼ Dreams (are Made of This)" but with cursed lyrics for 22 minutes. My daughters and adult son living in my basement did NOT have sweet dreams, but rather SOUR NIGHTMARES!!!
7- ?️lackberry ?️ames. He just doesn't make any sense. He's way larger than the other ponies and his cutie mark is just ?️. What does it mean? What is he planning? Why did he name his gun after a teen romance novel? I never thought an MLP villian would take the form of a mad scientist with conservative values.
6- Gucci Ass. Why did they write such a vulgar character???? All he does is come in and rhyme aggressively at the other characters with such FOUL language. It should be illegal to even have him on as I doubt Hasbro got the rights from Gucci.
5- Bree East. I didn't think the show's creators would be so bold as to make a character's cutie mark resemble a plastic surgery addiction, but sure enough, we got Brea setting unrealistic beauty standards and perpetuating a culture that requires women to go through invasive procedures only to then be shamed for having those procedures. On a show meant for little girls nonetheless!
4- Nehe Miah. Having a male alicorn with such crippling social anxiety seems like a good idea on paper, but how the hell are a bunch of 7-year-old girls supposed to relate to a broke college student? How are gross bronies supposed to relate to a man who respects women? Even if he WAS relateable, he can never actually do anything in the show because he's always sick or waiting for Brea East for her to be done her next plastic surgery.
3- Bystyn Myssychysytts. I'm all for cross-cartoon references, but Danganronpa and South Park are REALLY inappropriate for children! All this talk about dying and hellholes and choking was bad enough, but having an openly GAY pony?! My pastor WILL be hearing about this.
2- Vanana Mejmean. Having a character communicate only through Amélie references was such a bold decision that would've worked great if ANYONE knew what Amélie was. Seriously is this even a kids/neckbeards show anymore?!
1- Cherry Vodka. Little girls should NOT be exposed to drinking, sex, drugs, theft, partying, vandalism, or arson. Cherry Vodka is a wildly chaotic character. She's so chaotic that she threw out her old name so that ?️lackberry ?️ames could rename her after an alcoholic beverage and a D I S G U S T I N G inside joke. Cherry Vodka is an agent of chaos.
on September 22, 2019
on September 21, 2019
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A personality quiz is a fascinating way to determine someone's personality type. You only have to describe the possible personalities then ask few questions. Every possible answer has an associated personality type assigned by ...
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by wxtch.bxtch
on September 13, 2019
Lindsey
She's an awesome person and someone I look up to really. She's observant, wise , honest . She can be really straightforward but also very kind at the same time? Strong asf and gives chances to everyone unless you fuuck up too many times . Also shes literally like a goddess .?
She's an awesome person and someone I look up to really. She's observant, wise , honest . She can be really straightforward but also very kind at the same time? Strong asf and gives chances to everyone unless you fuuck up too many times . Also shes literally like a goddess .?
on September 06, 2019
Milo responded perfectly
"I-"
That embodies all my feelings about this
"I-"
That embodies all my feelings about this
on September 06, 2019
The garden ants really be out here like ?? ?ᗝⓞ? ϻᗝ????Ꮆ ?卂??ħ ??η几 ＧⓄ?ｄ ?ｏ ᔕⓔᵉ Ƴσ? 丂ａⓇ?? ⓛʸ?Ｎ ?ⓗ? ｆㄥ?Ⓦ?ᖇร ??Ⓓ Č卄??ᔕ?ᶰт??ᗰⓊ?? Ⓐ?έ ŕєａ?Ļⓨ ČØ?ⓘⓃⓖ ?? ♝♥
on September 02, 2019
