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You can call me Toasty/Toast,Ned, dad
A complimentary dad joke: Why can’t you have a nose 12 inches long?
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how do you put handcuffs on someone with one hand??
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on August 18, 2018
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added a photo to the starred list
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on August 14, 2018
i can't mcflipping breath
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on August 14, 2018
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having eyes sucks
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on August 12, 2018
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All my fricking hair is gone.
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on August 10, 2018
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i had a dream last night that a friend of mine was my girlfriend. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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kyletheconjurer
haha okay
on August 18, 2018
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NEDandN30
no you dumbass
on August 16, 2018
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kyletheconjurer
obviously you dumb ho

it was the blonde ho who u ditched us for wasn't it
on August 15, 2018
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NEDandN30
not you
on August 15, 2018
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kyletheconjurer
bitch who
on August 10, 2018
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on August 09, 2018
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We were playing the name game in class today.(the game where you pass around a ball and the person who threw it says your name) Anyways this girl threw at me and called me Wanda. The whole class freaking broke into laughter as I tried to processed what just happened.
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on August 07, 2018
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Guess who woke up at 6:30 because of an axe murderer.
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on August 05, 2018
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subscribed to page
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This is just a page to post 'person below me' posts and stuff so yeah idk have fun
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on July 23, 2018
the person below me must yell Potato jam
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All_hail_Melon_King
POTATO JAM
on July 20, 2018
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on July 20, 2018
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Your username autocorrected to "Subs and you banned toast, Dad." Just thought you should know. You toast banning fu****--
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NEDandN30
that is honestly the best thing i've heard all summer
on July 20, 2018
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on July 18, 2018
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on July 05, 2018
gaynado
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on July 05, 2018
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I told Suzie not to go into the murderhole. But she did.
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Colonel_mustards_big_schlong
on June 30, 2018
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on June 30, 2018
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My brother made Aborta-Nuggets.
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on June 30, 2018
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uploaded a photo at SanderSides Geek out page
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on June 29, 2018
yelling at children again?
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on June 29, 2018
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probably yelling at babies or something
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on June 29, 2018
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Do you want to hear a joke about construction
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Colonel_mustards_big_schlong
@Spider_fam good
on June 29, 2018
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Hurrivoi
It was a good joke for real
on June 29, 2018
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Colonel_mustards_big_schlong
Bruh bye @Spider_fam
on June 29, 2018
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Hurrivoi
Buh bye
on June 29, 2018
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Hurrivoi
I subbed to this just to hear the end of the construction joke earlier
on June 29, 2018
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on June 28, 2018
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My dog is more successful in life than me.
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Colonel_mustards_big_schlong
on June 28, 2018
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on June 28, 2018
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