SuburbanToastDad

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Howdy, It’s SuburanToastDad. I'm qualified in making dad jokes and making myself suffer by listening to sad ukulele songs. I don't do a lot See More▼
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on Wednesday
gay panic.
thanks youtube
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12 days ago
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i love not being able to breathe through my nose and mouth.
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18 days ago
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this damn potato
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on September 17
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i came home from school one day and walked to my desk. And all i found was a paper on my desk with a note from my brother.
"your gay"
thanks.
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on September 09
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spiderman can lift a elevator with 5 people in it but can't throw a fat man off a roof.
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Bridge.Over.The.River.Kwai
Stops trains and can't deliver pizzas. He truly is a spider.
11 days ago
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SuburbanToastDad
homecoming and the new spiderman game.
on September 09
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SuicideSmileyface
Homecoming?
on September 09
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on September 09
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my sister sent me a picture of myself when i was 2 with a bucket on my head.
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SuburbanToastDad
honestly seems like something i'd do now.
on September 09
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on August 20
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how do you put handcuffs on someone with one hand??
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on August 18
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Love mine!
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What the hell!
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on August 14
i can't mcflipping breath
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on August 14
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having eyes sucks
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on August 12
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All my fricking hair is gone.
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on August 10
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i had a dream last night that a friend of mine was my girlfriend. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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teen.idle
haha okay
on August 18
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SuburbanToastDad
no you dumbass
on August 16
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teen.idle
obviously you dumb ho

it was the blonde ho who u ditched us for wasn't it
on August 15
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SuburbanToastDad
not you
on August 15
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teen.idle
bitch who
on August 10
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on August 09
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We were playing the name game in class today.(the game where you pass around a ball and the person who threw it says your name) Anyways this girl threw at me and called me Wanda. The whole class freaking broke into laughter as I tried to processed what just happened.
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on August 07
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Guess who woke up at 6:30 because of an axe murderer.
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EmilyTehPancake
wh at
on August 05
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on August 05
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This is just a page to post 'person below me' posts and stuff so yeah idk have fun
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on July 23