SuburbanToastDad

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Howdy, It’s SuburanToastDad. I'm qualified in making dad jokes and making myself suffer by listening to sad ukulele songs. I don't do a lot See More▼
Who wants to do an art trade?
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who wants to get married for no reason?
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Hikari_Chan
Oh lol me !
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Welcome! all are invited cuz why the fuk not! (Shipping...Just shipping now :3)
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Love mine!
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What the hell!
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i can't mcflipping breath
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could someone write me an argument between an reckless ignorant older brother and his little brother who is quiet, closed off and isn't afraid to said his opinion in the midst of an argument?
I want to use it to make a comic.
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on Monday
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having eyes sucks
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on Sunday
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All my fricking hair is gone.
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8 days ago
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i had a dream last night that a friend of mine was my girlfriend. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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teen.idle
haha okay
33 minutes ago
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SuburbanToastDad
no you dumbass
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teen.idle
obviously you dumb ho

it was the blonde ho who u ditched us for wasn't it
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SuburbanToastDad
not you
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teen.idle
bitch who
8 days ago
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9 days ago
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We were playing the name game in class today.(the game where you pass around a ball and the person who threw it says your name) Anyways this girl threw at me and called me Wanda. The whole class freaking broke into laughter as I tried to processed what just happened.
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11 days ago
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Guess who woke up at 6:30 because of an axe murderer.
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EmilyTehPancake
wh at
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13 days ago
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This is just a page to post 'person below me' posts and stuff so yeah idk have fun
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25 days ago
the person below me must yell Potato jam
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Mataways
POTATO JAM
29 days ago
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29 days ago
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Your username autocorrected to "Subs and you banned toast, Dad." Just thought you should know. You toast banning fu****--
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SuburbanToastDad
that is honestly the best thing i've heard all summer
29 days ago
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