MarichatPuns - Page 23

Pants spelled backwards is stnap
St is usually a shortened way to spell "Saint"
Ya'll
Saint Nap
Cabbage is Saint Nap

WEED IS LEGAL HERE IN ILLINOIS BITCH
THANK YOU JB PRITZKER

I feel so bad throwing away our egg carton because it has a bible verse on it fbrfeuakfyu

Me: Brea and Nia are such a wholesome and aesthetic couple-
Brea: pp infecc
Me: Okay

The fact that some of y'all think it's cool a young girl is buddy-buddy with a guy on this site who's known to try to use depression and shit to pressure girls into doing sexual favors for him is fückin disturbing.
Like, real shit someone need to make her realize that this shit ain't cool or healthy.

"Didn't you come on to an eleven year old?"
*Owen has left the chat*

So many users are taking this seriously. It's literally just a joke.

PLEASE do not make jokes of triggers! No one can fuccking trigger you by saying they have!! Black hair!!! Periodt. A trigger isn't something that offends you. As someone with PTSD who has very vivid flashbacks and dreams about events that have happened because of a trigger I find this very offensive.
A trigger is *not* something you find offensive. It's much, much, deeper than that.

HOT TAKE:
Bashing and insulting someone for their decisions is not being a friend!! Some people need reality checks, but there's always a healthy way to do so!! You ain't anyone mama, don't expect to be able to dictate what they do just because you're bein a lil bitch about it. That only puts distance and even more conflict between you and that person. Yes, I'm talking about here, but in general, too. I see so many people do this and doing this does!! not!! change a person!!

Only post I'm making about this:
Okay, so the Owen drama (among other things, like the Derp shit for example) literally drove away Duckie and Jay aka some of the best people on this site
So I'm very pissed that he's still fuccking here on his fourth account while they're gone because they didn't want to be surrounded by the negativity.

PART TWO:
9. Do you like feeling tall? YES no but fr I feel so short now since my little sister is damn near my height I hope I grow within the next four years even if it's by a few inches lmao
10. Do you like wearing other's people's shirts? I grew up in a family. With an older sibling and a dad. So of course I don't mind wearing other people's shirts at all especially it it smells good bonus points if it's oversized though since a lot of my clothes are
11. What are promises See More▼ you've made to yourself? To never need to live with my mother. If I do I want it to be solely my choice and no one else's and I want to be able to have the financial means to move out if I want. And to feel as free as possible. A lot of my life has revolved around doing what other people wanted me and expected me to do, I want to live my own life. I don't want to revolve around other people ever again.
12. What wouldn't you do to help a friend? It depends on how close that friend is, if they aren't then probably a lot, lmao, but if they are then there isn't very much. I literally can't think of anything I wouldn't if they were a close friend, no matter how horrible it may be. But I always value honesty and fairness so I would need to evaluate the situation first before deciding to help because I ain't gonna help anyone without no context.
13. Would you rather be the night sky or the day sky? I would rather be day, because the likelihood of people doing horrible things in company to the night sky would lower significantly. I want to be able to give people vivid views, such as clouds that they could intereperet anyway they choose. The night is more stable, it already has almost preconceived binary stars, but I want people to find comfort in me, even in spite of my ever changing state with the clouds.
14. Would you rather be the sky or the earth? The sky, I'm not near brave enough to be the Earth.
15. Would you rather be to moon or the sun? I would rather be the sun. The sun has an organic light and will always provide someone with nutrients or warmth.

PART ONE BC I HAD TO SEPERATE THIS INTO PARTS CAUSE I TALK TOO DAMN MUCH -
3+ likes for Askthetic:
1. What color do you talk in? A lot of people say my voice sounds very soft, so I'd imagine maybe a light or pastel color. I'm also very blunt, so maybe something a bit striking, like turquoise?
2. What songs do you think people remember you by? I'm not sure in all honesty but I hope it's something positive
3. Radio or MP3? My family would always listen to the radio in the car See More▼ and we also had a radio in the house. It somewhat behaved like an MP3 because back then Bluetooth didn't exist or at least it wasn't mainstream or popular so you'd have to download songs onto it by connecting it to a laptop and downloading them onto the radio. But one of my first tech birthday gifts (I really like technology so this meant a lot to me lmao) was this tiny MP3 player from my grandma. Both of them have sentimental value and are very convenient so I can't choose just one.
4. If people floated instead of walking, how far off the ground would you be? I think I'm pretty heavy even though I don't look like it ? I'm still a dreamer though, so it would even be hard for me to keep my feet on the ground in a literal sense.
5. Choose a song to live off of. Like Morning Follows Night by Casey Lee and Jeff Williams
6. Is your phone charged enough? No, it's literally on twelve percent and I'm trying to ignore it because it might trigger my mild and recurring OCD ?
7. Has your life ever been saved? If so, by who? TW bc suicide mention: I would like to say the memories I shared with the boy I've first loved saved my life when I literally had pill bottles and knives in my hand.
8. CDs or vinyl? I'm not familiar with vinyl and have literally never seen one in real life so I have to day CDs, then lmao

3+ likes for Askthetic:
1. What color do you talk in?
2. What songs do you think people remember you by?
3. Radio or MP3?
4. If people floated instead of walking, how far off the ground would you be?
5. Choose a song to live off of
6. Is your phone charged enough? See More▼
7. Has your life ever been saved? If so, by who?
8. CDs or vinyl?
9. Do you like feeling tall?
10. Do you like wearing other's people's shirts?
11. What are promises you've made to yourself?
12. What wouldn't you do to help a friend?
13. Would you rather be the night sky or the day sky?
14. Would you rather be the sky or the earth?
15. Would you rather be to moon or the sun?

I have never watched a James Charles video that wasn't an ad up until the YouTube beauty channel drama because it was all up in my Twitter feed
Which I don't understand how since I'm in the anime part of Twitter??

"I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY FRIEND JUST GOT STAGE 1 OF CANCER FROM YOU"
This literally isn't funny. If I was a dumbass then I would probably genuinely believe that and become guilty, like??
You don't?? Joke like that??