All_hail_Melon_King - Page 29
Whatever you do don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever See More▼ ever ever ever ever ever
ever ever ever ever ever go to my
old old old old qfeast posts or just any old things
ever ever ever ever ever go to my
old old old old qfeast posts or just any old things
I don’t think anyone will know this song:
In the southern part of Texas
In the town of San Antone
There's a fortress all in ruins that the weeds have overgrown
You may look in vain for crosses and you'll never see a-one
But sometimes between the setting and the rising of the sun
You can hear a ghostly bugle See More▼
As the men go marching by
You can hear them as they answer
To that roll call in the sky.
Colonel Travis, Davy Crockett, and a hundred eighty more
Captain Dickinson, Jim Bowie
Present and accounted for.
Back in 1836, Houston said to Travis
"Get some volunteers and go
Fortify the Alamo."
Well the men came from Texas
And from old Tennessee
And they joined up with Travis
Just to fight for the right to be free.
In the southern part of Texas
In the town of San Antone
There's a fortress all in ruins that the weeds have overgrown
You may look in vain for crosses and you'll never see a-one
But sometimes between the setting and the rising of the sun
You can hear a ghostly bugle See More▼
As the men go marching by
You can hear them as they answer
To that roll call in the sky.
Colonel Travis, Davy Crockett, and a hundred eighty more
Captain Dickinson, Jim Bowie
Present and accounted for.
Back in 1836, Houston said to Travis
"Get some volunteers and go
Fortify the Alamo."
Well the men came from Texas
And from old Tennessee
And they joined up with Travis
Just to fight for the right to be free.
on March 04, 2018
on March 04, 2018
Person 1: you are a republican
Person 2: Abraham Lincoln was a republican
Person 1: you look like cheese
Person 2: I like cheese
Person 1: you are a dead meme
Person 2: OKAY YOU CROSSED THE LINE!!!
Person 2: Abraham Lincoln was a republican
Person 1: you look like cheese
Person 2: I like cheese
Person 1: you are a dead meme
Person 2: OKAY YOU CROSSED THE LINE!!!
on March 04, 2018
I can barely find a fresh meme since we have been killing them all
NUUUUUUUUU
NUUUUUUUUU
on March 04, 2018
Just imagine someone dieing on April fools day or being born on April fools day
“I know it’s an April fools joke”
RIP
“I know it’s an April fools joke”
RIP
on March 03, 2018
#BanStephCauseSheCanSuccMyNootersLol
Emily told me
Emily told me
on March 03, 2018
I just found a paper on the ground that said “ban people that think japan is great”
That paper is evil and it came from hell
That paper is evil and it came from hell
on March 03, 2018
1980s: there will be flying cars in the future
2020:LETS BAN THE WORD BACON BECAUSE ITS OFFENSIVE ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
2020:LETS BAN THE WORD BACON BECAUSE ITS OFFENSIVE ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
on March 03, 2018
When I typed “remember the alamo” autocorrect said “remember the ayy lmao”
on March 03, 2018
Someone said “hi” to another woman and then she got offended.
BEWARE THE PEOPLE WHO GET OFFENDED THAT EASILY
BEWARE THE PEOPLE WHO GET OFFENDED THAT EASILY
on March 03, 2018
Why do I have so many reputation points
on March 03, 2018
on March 03, 2018
The chance of you being born is 1 in 400 trillion.
Stop self harming and respect of the rarity of you.
Yes you.
Stop self harming and respect of the rarity of you.
Yes you.
on March 03, 2018
Just read the book 1984 and realized what socialism really is
on March 03, 2018
on March 02, 2018