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Guys we made a GROUNDBREAKING discovery
Emily says she’s LESBIAN
And now the media will only read the words in all caps

BEEP BEEP
THIS IS QFEAST NEWS
GETTING AWAY FROM BEING ARRESTED FOR EATING YOUR COUSIN’S SANDWICH BUT INSTEAD YOUR HANDS ARE IN YOUR FRONT AND YOU’RE DANCING WITH SOME ONE IS 0.000000000000000000000000001% STUDIES SHOW IT IS GOOD LUCK NOW BYE MILLENIALS ARE AFTER ME

I have a friend named Emily (real life one) heard someone talking about furries and she started chirping.
And my other friend named Addie built an airplane with a derp face on it named derp airlines that can only fly straight backwards or upside down and now we have a flying sandwich and flying flight attendants on that plane and now everyone said “WERE GOING ON THAT FLIGHT NOT BECAUSE ITS EASY BUT BECAUSE ITS GOING TO A COOL PLACE” and here we are talking about the american revolution See More▼ and other history! And I still have no idea I write this post.

Do memes not drugs:
One time this dude overdosed on memes and he got higher life expectancy. Then another dude did drugs and he died
The end

I have 140 followers
You have 144
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My mood right now:
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bIg LoAd oF mEmE

This happened:
Person: treat people that you want to be treated except for trump
Some people freaked out, some agreed, some thought it was 9/11, some exploded, some ate cheese, I posted this.