MarvinDaHegdehag

So, I'm back. Any complaints should be left unsaid.
Eggu eggy egguuy eggyyuuuu eggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg eggs I wan eggs I hangry 4 eggs eggy eggy eggs eggy egg eggs hungry for eggs eggs eggys eggsy
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on July 15
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Frappez-le, ce sont les nœuds
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on June 26
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Marvin~!
Hey!
Long time, no talk! c:
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on June 25
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I'd save a beater.
But they'd owe me a favor of offing a stupid fangirl who thinks they can f*ck a midget skeleton whose name is Sans Undertales.
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MarvinDaHegdehag
Her head looked like an egg, it was bound to happen.
on June 08
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Corbijn3andNolly
... fine...

But one still killed my mom
on June 08
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on June 08
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added a new chapter to Marvin Adventure 2
Meeting The Imposter
Meeting The Imposter
The moon was high above the world as Marvin had made it to the outskirts of CWCville. Marvin noticed a large shadow headed his way, stating "I still couldn't shake them off... I hope this will send the message." As the shadow revealed itself to be a giant gunner mech, Marvin jumped into the air to strike it down. Surprisingly, the mech went down with one hit, and Marvin bounced off of it before it exploded.

Once the explosion cleared, a brown figure appeared on the ruins of the robot. "So, y...
on June 07
created a story
Marvin Adventure 2
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A parody story written by Marvin and Corbijn. 50 years after a giant floating number 5 in space is shut down, a mysterious brown hedgehog(?) is causing trouble, and Marvin's the one paying for it. Who's the brown dude? How did...
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on June 07
🎵CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(But you can hardly swallow)EEE(my huge ass d⚠️ck)EEEEE(when you have stubbed your elbow)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (LIVING LEARN!) EEEEEEEEEEEEE (LIBEN LEUR!) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--🎵
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on May 19
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on May 13
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I don't even have the energy for this midnight raid, f*cking christ
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on March 11
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Serious Cancer right here.
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on March 11
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on February 17
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It's been a looong day
With out you my friend

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on November 26, 2016
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uploaded a photo
MarvinDaHegdehag's Photo 5
on November 26, 2016
Alvin and the Chipmunks FOUNDED Nightcore, and yet you hieratics associate it with Anime! You worship false gods! Show respect where it is due!

PRAISE ALVIN!
PRAISE SIMON!
PRAISE THEODORE!
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on November 26, 2016
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Out of Satire Fuel
"God damn it"
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on November 25, 2016
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Assuming LoZ form...

Applying Marvin Color Pallete to Link...
Error: Red Link is canon
Applying Marvin Color Pallete to Tingle...
Success

"OOMPAH! I AM MARVIN, LOST COUSIN TO TINGLE! I SHALL DRAW MAPS FOR YOU, most of which lead to bottomless pits, SO YOU MAY ADVENTURE!"
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MarvinDaHegdehag
"OOMPAH LOOMPAH"
on November 25, 2016
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breann.west.5
Wow um
Okay
on November 25, 2016
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on November 25, 2016
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Marvin unit online
Status: Satire mode disabled
Last usage: ??/??/16

Downloading new objective...

New objective: Evolve into new satirical form
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on November 25, 2016
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A lot has happened... Someone apperantly hacked the account and chickened out on doing stuff I used to do when my "foe" pressured them to revive the satire. And now he tells me he misses me and is frustrated with the other accounts that fake and try to be me.

Ahahahaha!! Well then! I'll give Qfeast hell like I used to... Just for my frenemy. He's the only one I'll spare.
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MarvinDaHegdehag
I'm back, settle down.
@Cory_the_Overlord
on November 25, 2016
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Corbijn3andNolly
You never returned! Where are you?! Where are YOUUUUUUUUUU
on August 14, 2016
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MarvinDaHegdehag
My return. And the satire's return as well.
on April 16, 2016
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Grape
Huh? What the f**k is going on?
on April 15, 2016
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Helpless
???
on April 15, 2016
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on April 15, 2016
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Hello.
I'm supposed to be a satire account, I think, so...

Eh help me out, I just got on this!
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on March 12, 2016
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