King_of_Booty_Shorts

Watt.pad: Northern Narnia @Fandom_Trash_Forever, North and South @The_Narnians
Twitter: NorthernNarnia
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Stupid small things I hate so much that I would punch someone for it:
-Smirking and saying shitty things that are insulting as hell
-Smirking when someone tells you to stop whatever annoying thing your doing
-Ignoring me and smirking about it, clearly showing me that you know what you're doing
-Children smirking
-Children acting like they're the god of the world and you need to listen to every damn thing they say
-Children acting like little bitches for not getting something they See More▼
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about 18 hours ago
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"I need to cut it (her hair) again, this length isn't bad ass enough."
"Me and West can take care of this! Just go, quickly!" Prussia shouted, I made my way next to him and got into my position. "West and I you bloody dipshit!"
"ugh good advice, my worst enemy"
Old South is my aesthetic
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about 19 hours ago
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Dude I was rereading the old HetaOni and
With my free hand, I slapped it on his shoulder and gripped it.
Dude even back then South placed her hand on shoulders
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about 19 hours ago
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How the Narnia was created:
Me: Man I want to write HetaOni but just writing it off of the game is boring. I'll make a character! I effing love white hair and pale skin, so she'll have that. She'll have blue eyes because life. And yeah! Let's write
Me: Wait what's her country? *inhale* FRRRRIIIIEEEEEEND
Friend: wot
Me: Gimme country for person
Friend: Idfk
Me: Narnia? See More▼
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about 19 hours ago
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Someone Rp with me
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I would love to rp an rip with my rip rp buddy
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You know, my health teacher made us do a thing and we had to walk to either the Very Violent side of the room or the Peaceful side of the room
She asked a bunch of questions like "The person your dating accidentally smacks you in an argument" and you walk to the side you believe is right for that
She asked "Sometimes, a woman needs to be put in her place"
And more than half the guys in the class went to the Peaceful side
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I love it when I work for six hours on a chapter and my computer unplugs for .98 seconds and then shuts down because of it and all the progress is lost
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Me back then: Ugh why did so many people vote for a dead gorilla for president?//??/
Me now: FUGGIN HARAMBE DIED FOR OUR SINS THE GREAT LORD OF THE SKIES WATCHING OVER THE DEAD MEMES OUR LORD AND SAVIOR HARAMBAE
Difference between then and now:
Me then: Didn't want to die
Me now: Wants to die
I think there is a correlation between shit memes and wanting to die
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on Thursday
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I make references all the time
From Hetalia, Dreamtalia, Hetaoni, ext
It's just no one understands the references and think's I'm just saying really cool and inspiring shit
But I'm referancing
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on Wednesday
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FOR GODS SAKE QFEAST
"OH YOU HAVEN'T UPDATED WE GONNA DELETE THIS SHIT"
MOTHERFCKER WHAT ABOUT THE PAGES THAT HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATED SINCE 2013 HUH? YOU NEVER DELETE THOSE BUT HEAVEN FORBID IF WE DON'T UPDATE THIS EVERY BLOOD MONTH
JESUS MOTHER OF ANDY
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on Wednesday
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I had a dream that an angel told me that today everyone was going to show how they truly felt about me
And a lot of people acted like dicks and told me that I was a hypocritical little bitch and so on and so forth
Then the next day the angel was like "Today, people shall act as though the hate you" and I was like cool fuc kin beans bro and I was being the usual me and was like "People hate me anyways ain't shit gonna change"
And boy was I right
No one changed
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on Wednesday
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Out of all religious, Buddhism is the shit
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on Wednesday
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Worst things the Narnian's have done:
North- She called Germany "Big buff Daddy" in a World Meeting...during a rare silent moment
West- Drop kicked a pixie because she scared him
East- Slammed the lid of a piano on someone's head over and over because they didn't appreciate the concept of love enough
South- *whips out a book thiccer than North's legs, gets out magnifying glass* Sacrificed anything and anyone you can think of, decapitated a goat and shoved it on North's head, killed See More▼
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on Wednesday
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Things I adore in fanart of Hetalia:
Tan America
Chub Russia
Chub Ukraine
Sister love with Ukraine and Belarus
Romano smiling
Tan Italy See More▼
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Cold.Colorful.Biscuits
When France and Canada have quality son and father time, it ends up with france explaining sex and the best ways to do it to poor lil Canada.
on Wednesday
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Things I dislike about in fandoms:
Steven Universe: Do I need to say anything? https://www.theodysseyonline.com/why-am-no-longer-steven-universe-fan
Hetalia: All the shipping wars, hate, and cringe fans who think war is 'cute'
Voltron: The fact that the fandom forced a ship to be canon or else they were going to blackmail
Hamilton: Actually, everyone is kinda dead. There isn't much to complain about
CreepyPasta: π‘»π’‰π’†π’š 𝒂𝒓𝒆 π’‡π’–π’„π’Œπ’Šπ’π’ˆ π’Œπ’Šπ’π’π’†π’“π’” π’•π’‰π’†π’š 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕 See More▼
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"what if zelda was a girl" made me want to die
on Tuesday
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on Tuesday
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You know the more I think about it
The more I realise that the Narnian's are probably amazing at parkour due to how much they run from the police
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7 days ago
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South's nicknames for people:
Neverland = Smol Bitch
North = Worthless piece of bread eating pathetic garbage
East = Austria wannabe Bitch
Herself = Queen Bitch
The Queen = Your Bitchiness
The King = Your royal Bitchiness See More▼
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7 days ago
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