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Sara is gonna hate me for that chapter.
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The Damion Problem
Clarise Kingsley

Fate didn’t want Clarise to sleep tonight. As soon as she got into bed, she received a phone call. She decided to ignore the caller. But whoever it was wouldn’t give up. They called again and again until she finally answered.

“Who in their right mind calls at one o’ clock in the morning? I don’t care who you are, I want my sleep,” Clarise sassed the person on the other line. She anticipated some sort of verbal response. It was probably someone from her bank that was calli...
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Tfw you know the next chapter you have to write is going to be awful and you hate yourself for planning such a dark story.
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Sly as a Cat
Sylvester Hurst

“Are we ready to go, Sylvester?” Thomas asked.

“Not yet. We must wait for Clarise.”

“She’s not coming with us. You know she’s going to stay here.”

“Indeed I do. However, it would be rude to leave and not say goodbye.”

Sylvester and Thomas were waiting at the airport for Clarise to return. Once her plane landed, they would ask her to join them. Where were they going? Anywhere but here. They were off to find new lives. Quite frankly, this old town got so boring. The on...
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Sister-In-Law
Damion Malus

This seemed to be Damion’s week of giving favours. First, he spoke to Sylvester’s annoying class. Now, he was returning the books Clarise had checked out from the library. He did not understand why she could not have just bought the books. Damion could certainly pay for them. Though, he supposed financial favours also counted as favours. Since when was he so generous? And since when was Sylvester so moody? Sylvester had been quite moody since they went to court. It was a...
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It's snowing, hailing, and raining right now. My bus is late and I might have to walk home.
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Oopsie I'm being petty again
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Do Me a Favour
Sylvester Hurst

Sylvester could not help but to roll his eyes as he read the email addressed to him. Vana Montgomery, his incompetent employer, was requesting that he bring in a guest speaker for his chemistry class. What was her logic? All the other teachers had guest speakers at some point this year, so Sylvester should too, apparently. He needed to bring someone in who could talk to the students about how chemistry could be turned into a career. Sylvester was certainly capable enough to ...
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Oml I found the original outline for the characters for Injurious Pests. I completely forgot that this existed.
-Dante was a cop
-Damion's name was "Damian Malum" and he liked Carla. He was also completely oblivious to Clarise's existence.
-Sylvester was really really really cruel for no reason
-Clarise was never a waitress and she actually graduated medical school
-Tiana's name was "Constantine"
-Carla wasn't married and instead she had like 10000 men who liked her. But she had See More▼
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vive_la_revolution
Whoa.
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@vive_la_revolution Also Clarise had zero guilt whatsoever about Dante
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@vive_la_revolution He had no emotions and he was really sadistic.
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Holy sht
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Real talk: how do you talk to your parents about being gay? I'm already kinda out to them but there's a lot they don't know. Plus I wanna come out to my extended family but I have no idea how.
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Make a cookie or cupcake, write gay on it with frosting, walk up to them, say "you are what you eat" , then eat the cookie
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vive_la_revolution
Whether or not you bring it up is totally your choice.
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@AvengersPuddinAndTwinsie @vive_la_revolution Well they already know that I like girls to a certain degree. It doesn't matter though because I'm just not gonna bring it up.
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Hm. Just tread lightly, I guess. What do you mean by "kinda out to them"?
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That's how I would do it, but make sure you do it the way you would.
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Damion: Clarise you're too incompetent you can't do anything right
Damion also: Shit idk how to do this where's Clarise
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Okay I got my fren Eden into Heathers (she's two years younger than me) and she won't stop saying "In threee years you'll be SEVENTEEN" and then singing.
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I kinda wanna make an actual bio but a ) that requires effort B ) I'm not that interesting
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I love the ending to A Midsummer Nights' Dream

Hermia and Lysander: End up together without any issues with Hermia's dad.
Oberon and Titania: Sort out their issues and end up not ruining their marriage
Helena and Demetrius: Don't actually sort anything out because nobody bothered to undo the spell on Demetrius but hey look that play seems really cool
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Clarise in Wonderland (P.2)
Clarise Kingsley

It felt like Clarise had been walking for hours. Then she remembered that there was no concept of time in this place. What was this place again? She knew she was dreaming. So why couldn’t she just wake herself up? Well, if she couldn’t quit the game, why not go along with it? Her objective right now was to find the Red Queen or the Caterpillar. Whichever came first. In the meantime, she would enjoy the scenery. The sky was a strange purple colour. It was quite pale, and yet...
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I just realized that Sylvester's entire character introduction was "He's a spoiled brat but he's gay"
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I made the quiz I'm sorry it's going to be cringe lmfao.
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@Euphoria So far 4 people took it
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Good job
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The lilac tree is white my life is a lie.
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scREECH I WAS WORKING RETAIL TODAY AND A LADY RECOGNIZED ME FROM SOME DANCE PICTURES FROM ONE OF MY COMPETITIONS. She was asking me if I did modeling and I told her that I didn't. Then she was like "Oh well you're tall enough. And you have a very European face." And I was kinda like "k thanks are you gonna buy anything?" And she didn't buy anything but she gave me a card. IT TURNS OUT THAT SHE'S A MODELING AGENT AND SHE WAS TRYING TO HIRE ME AS A MODEL WHEN I WAS TRYING TO SELL See More▼
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@FullmetalSoulButler Great right? I can't tell if I'm lucky or clueless.
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FullmetalSoulButler
WTF WOAH
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I love it when people make quizzes about their edgy OCs. "Would -insert edgelord here- be your friend?" Let's just ask that question about my antagonists.
"Would Damion Malus be your friend?" No.
"Would Constance Dima be your friend?" No.
"Would Claudius Griffith be your friend?" No.
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@AvengersPuddinAndTwinsie I'm tempted to make a "Which one of my characters would date you?" quiz but all of the results would be "none they are fictional characters jfc"
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I should make a "Will my characters be friends with you." Just for the cringe
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@AvengersPuddinAndTwinsie Well those are my antagonists. Most of my OCs wouldn't want to be friends because they're full-grown adlts and it would be creepy if they were friends with preteens from the internet. But my OCs that are under 18 would all probably want to be friends. Just not Constance. Constance is a bitch.
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That's like my ocs almost

Would Carter be your friend? Yes
Would Syrianna be your friend? No she'd probably kill you.
Would Syrialine be your friend? Before I say yes does it count if your body is stuffed with cotton, and you're dead.

Majority of my ocs would rather kill, than be friends.
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