Bridge.Over.The.River.Kwai

I'm 14 and I'm a guy. Good talk, eh?
Came to spread memes and destruction.
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I'm afraid and aroused rn by Google translate
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gnocchi
that's a weird fetish
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But have you ever lowkey hoped someone was gay? ?
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gnocchi
yes
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Story of my life
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The economics teacher wants me to design a business. I want the business to be a dating website. (I don't have to actually make a website--- I need to do a poster w/ slogan, logo, layout, and state my target audience, and write about it. Also, present it.) I want to make so many puns. I want to do something stupid, but attention catching.

What do you think has the most pun generating possibility?

SeaHarmony--- a dating website for mermaids
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gnocchi
ok i'm making fishtianmingle
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For advertising, I'm going to use a celebrity to sell my product like Pepsi.
Ariel is the celebrity.
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gnocchi
i like seaharmony, though.
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gnocchi
FishtianMingle - a sight centered around holy fish
apparently there's a site called Zoosk?
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I'm making friends at school.
I FEEL LIKE I'M BACK IN FOURTH GRADE. I WAS ACTUALLY A SOCIAL, semi-popular LITTLE BITCH THEN : D
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There's bruises on my back. They're vertical and look like a dark x ray of my spine. But the pattern tilts away from where my spine should be. The bruises curve off. It really hurts when I don't have perfect posture right now. I never have perfect posture : (
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it is almost Friday, teef. yes.
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about 6 hours ago
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don't eat in class unless it's twizzlers
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gnocchi
BECAUSE TWIZZLERS
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WHY IS ALL FOOD FORBIDDEN EXCEPT TWIZZLERS?
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I should stop eating in class bc it's almost lunch anyway
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The bread is really stale. My sandwich is crunchy
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about 15 hours ago
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The only person active is blocking me. We can't talk : (
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Wip. This needs to be blended. The gems also have to loose their hair.
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OWADA'S HAIR ON MR. KRABS.
OWADA'S HAIR ON MR. KRABS.
OWADA'S HAIR ON MR. KRABS.
OWADA'S HAIR ON MR. KRABS.
OWADA'S HAIR ON MR. KRABS.
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radical.radish
i agree
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I'm very mature ( I need to stop. I'm actually sorry)
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VOTE JRENNER FOR QUEEN
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gnocchi
no ur gey
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Her defense is f a s st
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