Bowyer

*sniffle* *cry*

H-Hello diary....Remember that...*sniff*...date I was talking a-about...? Well, Lara d-dumped me and s-stole my fortress.....I don't know what to....*sniff*...write...She stole my minions, my fortress, and my heart! So, I have to fight back...But with what? She stole my wand, too. Now I'll have to break in and use attack like punching! What to do, what to do...Do you have any ideas? I certainly don't. :( Read Full Chapter

(This is not Larry righting in his diary, this is supposed to be something that's happening to Larry right now)

"Hey Lara! You ready for our...date?", said Larry when he saw Lara. "Yes, I am, Larry!" came the response.
Nobody really knows how Larry really felt when he was walking to his fortress, holding hands with Lara. It was impossible to tell if he was embarrassed or anything else, he just smiled.
They finally got to the fortress when it was 4:30 P.M.. Larry unlocked the door and go... Read Full Chapter

So, diary, want to hear what happened today?

Woo-hoo! This is the best day ever! Today, I was at school, and then I saw this girl koopa...She was very nice. We talked about things we liked and stuff. She has an interest in adventure, just like me! I told her about Mario, and she said Mario sounded like a jerk-just the answer I'd expect from a koopa. We became friends and we agreed to meet at my fortress tomorrow. Bowser finally agreed to make sure Bowser Jr. won't come along, because ... Read Full Chapter