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To all the accounts long since forgotten by time, I wish you all a peaceful night
rest well.
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He / They / Fae
Asra / Aster
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Old account names:
AskingtheUndeadFallingBlackJoviSirens
King_of_Booty_Shorts
Prussian_Mistake
Sun_and_Moon
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Instagram: pomegranateplauge
Discord: pomegranateplague
rest well.
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･✴｡･ﾟ✧:･☁︎｡⋆｡ﾟ
He / They / Fae
Asra / Aster
𓍊 𓋼𓍊𓋼 𓋼𓍊 𓋼𓍊 𓆙
Old account names:
AskingtheUndeadFallingBlackJoviSirens
King_of_Booty_Shorts
Prussian_Mistake
Sun_and_Moon
⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆:･ﾟ✧
･✴｡･ﾟ✧:･☁︎｡⋆｡ﾟ
Instagram: pomegranateplauge
Discord: pomegranateplague
If I had shape shifting abilities I'd either slightly change my appearance every single day and tell people they're crazy if they notice a difference or I'd shape shift into a wax statue and fuk with people in a wax museum or become a 10 foot tall scrunkly animatronic that does very intense yoga
on February 23, 2022
No background noise is better than 2012 Mark playing SCP and having the worst audio quality known to man where he sounds like he's in a microwave
on February 19, 2022
I'm looking back at the first characters I simped for compared to the characters I simp for now and like...
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BrWEUHcRDkg/maxresdefault.jpg
https://preview.redd.it/8nbo3nuag0b81.png?width=1923&format=png&auto=webp&s=068df453524ac368650963b451f3bfda49081c0f
I'm seeing some horrifying comparisons
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BrWEUHcRDkg/maxresdefault.jpg
https://preview.redd.it/8nbo3nuag0b81.png?width=1923&format=png&auto=webp&s=068df453524ac368650963b451f3bfda49081c0f
I'm seeing some horrifying comparisons
on February 16, 2022
on February 16, 2022
on February 16, 2022
Y'all got a lil...
SUS in here eyebrow raise eyebrow raise
SUS in here eyebrow raise eyebrow raise
on February 16, 2022
on February 16, 2022
Debating on using one of the o l d ass pictures I took on here and comparing it to my sexy ass now tbh like I look back at a couple of these and it's like oooooo baby honey noooo yikes babe ooh no oh NO NOT THE HAIR FLIP NOOOOOOO
on February 16, 2022
on February 16, 2022
If it takes you more than an hour to see this you owe me a toe suck
on February 13, 2022
Y'all ever use bluetooth and feel like a medieval peasant seeing a loaf of bread free from flies for the first time in your life?
on February 13, 2022
ey yo lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟbig tibby gofh gf mommy miolkrels*✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ
on February 11, 2022
I can be your catboi ;) *pukes on your carpet and wakes you up at 3am by screeching*
on February 11, 2022
13 year old me: lmao there's only 2 genders if I ever say something like I'm voidgender fuking kill me on the spot lmaooo
Me now: hey wanna hear a joke? *steals confettigender and puts it with the other twenty* :)
Me now: hey wanna hear a joke? *steals confettigender and puts it with the other twenty* :)
on February 11, 2022
13 year old me: You constantly act like you're BETTER than me AT EVERYTHING
A nearly 20 year old me: Because I AM better than you
13 year old me: THEN W H Y DO YOU STILL S I M P OVER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
A nearly 20 year old me: ??? ...
A nearly 20 year old me: Because I AM better than you
13 year old me: THEN W H Y DO YOU STILL S I M P OVER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
A nearly 20 year old me: ??? ...
on February 11, 2022
Okay okay hear me out......What if
I laY ON THE FLOOR
AND OPEN MY MOuth
I laY ON THE FLOOR
AND OPEN MY MOuth
on February 10, 2022
Bitch is dumb as fuk and I'm bitch
I was making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the nurses cause they get them every day as a like "hey you were here for 12 hours, please eat something" and I stopped midway and looked up horrified and my coworker was like "What? What's wrong?"
And I was like
"I didn't change my gloves when I touched the sandwiches what if someone has an allergic reaction because I touched the sandwiches with peanut butter on my hands"
And she fukin gave See More▼ me the saddest smile I've ever seen because I'm so fuking D U M B
I was making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the nurses cause they get them every day as a like "hey you were here for 12 hours, please eat something" and I stopped midway and looked up horrified and my coworker was like "What? What's wrong?"
And I was like
"I didn't change my gloves when I touched the sandwiches what if someone has an allergic reaction because I touched the sandwiches with peanut butter on my hands"
And she fukin gave See More▼ me the saddest smile I've ever seen because I'm so fuking D U M B
on February 09, 2022
Imagine getting vibe checked by a furry so hard you fuking d i e
No I will not be adding context
No I will not be adding context
on February 09, 2022
Seven foot RATS RATS along his RATS when he calls your RATS it all RATS to RATS when he RATS your RATS he feasts on your RATS
on February 09, 2022
Number 15
Burger cheese foot water
The last thing you want in your foot water is foot water, but foot water may be exactly what you're foot water
Burger cheese foot water
The last thing you want in your foot water is foot water, but foot water may be exactly what you're foot water
on February 09, 2022
Are you worried about losing your identity when you pirate seventeen movies off of a sketchy site because you're too poor to buy them on streaming sites? How about you buy nordvpn :oo it's only 69.420$ a day and you can be in Canada in the click of an eye :ooo Buy g fuel today, put Suckdiks20% and get, get this, 20% off of your next g fuel order, there's swag flavours like gamer shirt sweat, gilberry nut smoothie, and my personal favourite, Deez nuts, now I know you may be wondering See More▼ what's in it for me? Well I'll have you know that League of legends is okay I'm done with this bit
on February 09, 2022
*Sharts*
on February 09, 2022
GRRR SNARL GRR BARK BARK BARK GRR BARK BARK BARK SNARL SNARL
on February 09, 2022
Life would be so much better if you could just "Tits be gone" and go on with ur day sob sob