Larry Koopa's Diary

Dear brand new diary, Hello! My name is Larry Koopa, and I am a sneaky prankster! Thanks for letting me write in you, I can finally write down all my pranks and plans! Thank you so much! ^-^

published on July 16, 2014not completed

Day 1: A bad start

Dear Diary,

This is the worst day ever! I woke up and fell off my bunk bed! My brother, Roy, stole my shell and I was forced to go out in public so I can buy a new one!  How embarrassing. Has anything this dumb happened to you, diary? How would you feel if you did nothing and one of your brothers/sisters decides to be the jerk he/she is and embarrass you so badly that you actually cry in public?!  He's a disgrace!  When I become the king, I will send him to the dungeon for 30 years.  That's how mad I am.  You know what?  I'll pull a prank on him right now!
Okay, I'm back.  I hope no one looked at you, my secret diary.  Here's what I did to Roy: I stole his shell and added a lot of girly pictures on it! I also broke his glasses. Ha! now do you like that, Roy? Uh-huh, uh-huh! Oh yeah! Sucker! I also went to his computer and got him a virus! Wait...Isn't his computer somehow linked to mine? Oh no! I have to do a scan! Then I'll delete the virus! But that'll ruin part of my prank on Roy...Aw man. Well, it's better for me to get rid of the virus and hack him. If I hack him, he can't hack me, because when I hack him, I'll delete his hacking system, which won't delete mine. Also, if I hack him, even if his computer is linked to mine, I won't hack me.  
Okay, I'm back.  That stupid thunderstorm!  Argh, I could've has so much fun writing in you!  Anyways, I'll tell ya what happened while you were asleep.  Roy bullied me and Ludwig yelled at me for looking in his bedroom window.  He always does that to me.  Why can't i do that to him?  Eh, never-mind.  That's it, I know what I'm going to do.  I'm going to tell my Dad about this!  And those two bullies will get what they deserve-a grounding!!  Why, I'll do that right now.  See ya, I'll be back when those koopas are grounded.                  Okay, I'm back.  Ludwig and Roy are grounded and I'm hacking Roy right now.  And I put a trap in their rooms.  When Roy goes in his room, a rope will catch him and he'll be trapped.  As for Ludwig, his least favorite music will be playing loudly.  Haha.  Suckers.
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Why was this moved? This is not personal, in fact, this isn't even a real diary. There's a video game character named Larry Koopa that I like, so I made a diary for him.
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on July 16, 2014