Arthur and Arthur, the Hetarthur Crossover

The Park Scenario

While me and the idiots that are Francis and Alfred were at the park(our driver was stranded somewhere) waiting, Alfred pointed towards some kids. "Haha! Look at those goofy kids over there! What are they, furry OC's?" Francis and I looked to where that American idiot pointed. I furrowed my eyebrows(don't you dare say they're caterpillars!) And squinted. "Those aren't furry OC's, Alfred. It's that Arthur kid I told you two about yesterday." Francis the French frog spoke. "You mean zhat zhing is zhe ozher Arzhur you were speaking of? Ohohohon! Let's go over and talk to him!"

Alfred nodded and he and Francis started running towards him. "Wait for me, wankers!" I ran after them and saw that Arthur had two other people, I mean, uh, animal people, with him. "Oh, hey Arthur. Who are your friends?" Arthur said. Before I could respond, Alfred spoke. "Dude, I'm Alfred F Jones, the hero!" Francis smirked and did a so called "sexy" pose and took out a rose from thin air. "And I am Francis Bonnefoy! Ohohohohon! We're Arthur's...friends." I glared at Francis and turned to the glasses Arthur kid. "Oh, wow! You guys have the same names as my two friends here! This is Alfred Leclair and Francis Whitehead." Francis Wheat head waved and the Alfred Lee Eclair kid said, "sup." Well that kid is probably American. "Cool! That's like, a total coincidence, dude!"

Francis, my frog Francis, looked at the Wheat head kid suspiciously. "I find zhat a bit odd, non?" For once in quite a while I agreed with the French wanker. "Francis is right...I find all of this quite odd myself." Alfred had started pulling at Arthur, the other Arthur's, ears. "Haha dude, what even are you? A bear-mouse?" Arthur swatted Alfred's hand away. "Hey, stop it. I'm an aardvark. Not a bear mouse."

That D.W girl had come running to us from the playground. "Oh hey it's caterpillar eyebrow man!" Alfred laughed and I glared at him. "Don't call me that!" D.W laughed at Alfred. "Hey Arthur, this one has funny glasses just like you!" Alfred frowned. "Ohohohon Alfred, zhe little girl is right!" D.W looked at Francis. "This guy has a funny voice too. And he looks like a girl with a beard!" At that I had to laugh and so did Alfred and Arthur and Arthur's friends. Francis scowled. "I do not have a funny voice! I am from France, zhe country of love and lights! And I do not look like a girl!"

"You Arthur kid, can we go to your house? I'm really hungry and there's no McDonald's around here. I thought this was America!" Arthur turned to D.W. "i Don't think mom and dad will mind, I mean it's like we're helping out hobos and bums. And mom and dad always say to be helpful." D.W shrugged. "Alright then, let's go then." Then we all followed Arthur tp his house.