The really strange,random,awkward,crazy and silly retelling of Harry Potters life

The really strange,random,awkward,crazy and silly retelling of Harry Potters life

I have no idea why you are reading this when the title explained it all!

published on May 03, 2013not completed

BOOK/MOVIE 3-THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

Harry was at the his aunt,uncle & cousins house when she came.Her name was Aunt Large and boy was she LARGE!But on the last night of Larges stay,Harry blew her up.Then he ran away.He found a bus and rode it to the Leaky Cauldron which was a real leaky cauldron.Harry climbed into the cauldron and met the Minister of Magic,Cornelius Fudge.Who was a piece of fudge.Then he went back to Hogwarts.This year the mass murderer,Joking White was on the loose.He sounds nice but he has real anger issues!So Harry had to be protected by dementeds.The day that all the 3rd years were allowed to go into Hogsmeade Harry realized he forgot his form so he just hung out with the new DADA teacher:Romulus Lupa.Then one day,Harry,Don & Derpmione were playing Barbies in the school grounds when Don's rat,Babbers,ran away.Naturally,they all ran after it.They came up to the Whomping Willow and dove into the little hole between its roots.When they reached the bottom,Harry realized where they were.They were at the Shrieking Shack!Derpmione & Harry found Don in a deserted room."Harry!"Don gasped and pointed behind Harry.Harry turned and standing there was...A BIG PURPLE HIPPO!The hippo transformed into the mass murderer,Joking White."AHHH!"Screamed all the kids."Hello.."Said Joking White.Then,Romulus Lupa appeared and together,Romulus & Joking explained how Harrys parents died that night on Halloween in Godrics Hollow.Then,Romulus changed Dons rat into the real traitor,Teeter Totter!All 6 of then walked outside and it was a full moon.So...Romulus transformed into a werewolf!And Don was all like "What a strange twist to the end of this story!"So the three children ran up to the castle where they were found by Snumblesnore who brought them to the Hospital Wing.When Harry awoke,he found out that Joking White would be kissed by dementeds.So him & Derpmione turned Derpmiones time turner and they ended up back in time at like 7:30.So they did everything they did before except this time they saved Joking White and some random Hippogriff named,Luckleak.Then,they returned to Don and told him there wonderful story and lived happily ever after...for now.

END OF BOOK 3!
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Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha. The only thing I say while reading this! Good job!
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on April 02, 2016
I wuv it! *Eats it* I hope i was being as random as the book. *burp* :-O
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on February 12, 2014
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on October 11, 2013
:D Me LOVE!
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on October 11, 2013
This is strange.
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on May 06, 2013
Lol.Yeah I do know that I was just really stuck for an ending and I was really tired and when i'm tired the randomest ideas cross my mind.Once me and my friend (when we were tired) thought that pickles were going to come alive and kill our race.
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on May 03, 2013