Questions for you from Offenderman + Me

Y/n: No, I like your brother! *0//^//0*
Me: *laughing* Mmm-mm!
Offenderman: *growls* Well then... Which one?.. *tightens grip on meh*
Me: MmMMMmMmMm! *starts to turn purple from the lack of AiR*
Offenderman: *lets go of me* Tch..

Y/n: Yes Ima single prinle, in a jar, drinking shit at a bar, just cause I am lonley!
Me:*face shadows* Thats nice...
Offenderman: Jealous much?~
Me: ... *death stare*

I actually have a lover! *shows picture*
Offenderman: Oh well~ *looks at me*
Me: What?-

Y/n: Classic red!
Me: Same, but darker *-_-*
Offenderma: Oh so your a classic person?~ *smirks*
Y/n: *stares* Wut-
Me: F**k off.

Y/n: Rainbow! I love all colors!
Me: Not really my personal.
Offenderman: Well here then~ *hands roses*
Me: ... {What the f**k}
Y/n: Why thank you? {Dead ass}

Y/n: Black! All black!
Offenderman: Intresting.. *pulls out a rose*
Me: *mumbles* Emo mf-
Offenderman: Ahahah no swearing!

Y/n: Blue, because it matches me!
Offenderman: Ahh a personality thats fashionable!~
Me: Whatever suits you my Dear. (AKA Y/N)
Offenderman: Aww do I have I nickname?~
Me: Yeah Tête de bite! *smiles*
Offenderman: Maintenant ce n'est pas gentil ~ *smirks*
Y/n: Whats happening?.. pulls out transalator*

Offenderman: SH!T! *runs*
Y/n: He's a runner, He's a track star, He gon' run away when it gets hard!~
Me: *chases Offenderman*
Offenderman: F**K YOU Y/N! *sprints*

Y/n: Now Now we dont need this- *pulls Slenderman in the room*
Slenderman: *tentacles Me and sighs* Sometimes I wish she love you enough to kill you.
Offenderman: I knew she liked me! *wips the sweat on his head*
Slenderman: *pulls out a gun and points it to me* Calm down and you wont have a hole in your shoulder.
Me: Asshole. *tunrs normal*
Slenderman: I take my leave.
Y/n: Thanks Slendy!!

Offenderman: *sad*
Y/n: You should apoligies. M really would appreciate it..
Offenderman: Thank you for the suggestion Y/n..
(Y/n)

Y/N: Say sorry to Mother M. Now.
Offenderman: *walks to me* I am sorry for touching something I shouldn't have.. Do you forgive me?..
(Mad Y/n)

Y/n: *drags Offenderman to me and shoves me on him* Make up!..
Offenderman: I apoligies for touching your personal belongings..
Me: *hugs Offenderman* Its fine.. I shouldn't have gotten mad for something that dumb..
Y/n: *joins the huge*
Me: *stares at y/n* Thanks *smiles*