1/18
"Oh please. You have weird puffy pyramid nipples. They look like they're filled with custard. You could dust them with powdered sugar and serve them as some sort of dessert." Who?
2/18
"I'd like your feedback as to whether I was brilliant or simply outstanding." Who?
3/18
"Well, well. If it isn't Tweedledum and Tweedle Fake Boobs." Who said?
4/18
"Santana told me to never speak alone with you because you'd steal all of my gold." Who?
5/18
"Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. " Who?
6/18
"Do you believe in that thing called karma? Can you explain it to me?" Who said this?
7/18
"...define what you mean by neglected?" "I mean someone whose brilliance isn't appreciated." "Oh, so you mean...me." Which two people said this?
Hint: 2 choices
8/18
"Oh William, I wouldn't dare lean on you—so much grease in your hair I'd probably slide right off." Who said this?
9/18
"They must have sensed I'm a lesbian. Do I smell like a golf course?" Who?
10/18
"The only straight I am's a straight up bitc*." Who said?
11/18
"I thought you hated the holidays." "No, I just hate you." Who?
Hint: 2 choices
12/18
"I don’t know. I’ve never had any balls in my mouth. Have you?" Who dun said it?
13/18
"I want to be like a Kardashian. I want a TV show, and a fragrance. It'll be called "Zizes," and the slogan will be, "You just got Zized." Who?
14/18
"I'm not making out with you because I'm in love with you. I'm making out with you because Puck's been in the slammer for 24 hours and I'm like a lizard: if I don't have something warm beneath me I can't digest my food." Who?
15/18
"I just had a relationship with a guy who turned out to be gay. That is songwriting gold." Who said?
16/18
"That's sweet. You remember the masculine click of my designer boots." Who said it?
17/18
I have to go get my cross trainers. You want to know why? I am going to be doing some runs. Who say it?
