ME. (1)

A quiz about me the literal spawn of our lord Satan. welcome to hell bitches.

published on October 23, 20161 response 0
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1/9

How dead am i inside?

75%
10%
95%
2/9

Am I gay

Bitch you hella gay
no you straight as hell
Gay is a SIN
3/9

Do I want kids?

F yea
F no i have enough siblings
Maybe just not anytime soon
4/9

How many friends do I have (excluding GF)

5
Bitch you have never had friends
64
5/9

How did my last kitten die?

Squished by a treadmil
Poisoned
You have never had a kitten
6/9

should I see a therapist

nah don't believe in that crap bro
yes you have problems
Therapy is a sin
7/9

cookies or ice cream?

Cookies duh
Ice cream bitches
You son of a bitch
8/9

What is the worst thing about me?

My nose
my face
my personality
My lack of personality
my self deprecating sense of humor
My lack of existance
All of the above
9/9

Am I real?

yes
no
Go see a motherfu¢kin therapist right now