Would you rather? (7) Funny, super funny and more funny hilarious awkward super coolAWESOME bree124 published on July 13, 201458 responses 11 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/5 Would you rather.. fall into the arms of a lunch lady or die Die Lunch lady 2/5 Would you rather.... Marry your dog or your brother Brother Dog 3/5 Would you rather.. kiss your mom or your crush Crush Mom 4/5 Would you rather... eat poison ivy or your butt Butt Poison ivy 5/5 Would you rather.. eat a sword or a knife Sword Knife