Is Your Cat Planning to Kill You? Well? Haven't you ever just lain awake in bed at night... Wondering... Celia_Bowen published on April 23, 201554 responses 10 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/8 How old is your cat? Teeny tiny just born kitten! Fairly young kitten Adolescent Adult cat 2/8 Is your cat fat? Yes No 3/8 How often does your cat rub against your legs or boop you on the head? All the time! Once a day Once every 2-3 days Once a week Once a month Never. 4/8 Which of the following has your cat done most recently? Had a staring competition with you Groomed itself Done something unexplainable and stupid Bitten or scratched you Purred 5/8 If your house was burning and you could save one thing or animal (your family is safe) what would you save? The cat of course! The dog... I don't know but not my cat, my cat is tough as nails and can take care of itself. My iPad/iPod/technological device If I tried to save my cat, we'd both burn to death. 6/8 How would you describe your cat in one word? Adorable Fat Untrusting (of others, not you) Dumb Creepy Solitary 7/8 How much affection do you give your cat? Lots Less Some Little None 8/8 Rate how much your cat scares you (1 is the most) 1 2 3 4 5
