What's Your Dad Joke Personality? (1) Find out which type of dad joke comedian you are! Take this quiz to find out! delya90 published 14 days ago0 responses 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/12 What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurting time 2:30 Anytime you please 2/12 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he had a lot of straw-dential For being a great listener Because he was outstanding in his field 3/12 What do you call fake spaghetti? Fauxghetti Impasta Mockaroni 4/12 Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because that's the proper design Because if they had four, they'd be a chicken sedan To let the chickens in and out 5/12 How do you organize a space party? By sending out invitations With lots of space You planet 6/12 Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems It couldn't find its x Because of all the negative feedback 7/12 How does a penguin build its house? With antarctic-tecture Igloos it together Ice picks 8/12 Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she prefers snowflakes Because she'll let it go Because she'll freeze it 9/12 What did the ocean say to the beach? Rock on You shore are pretty Nothing, it just waved 10/12 Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? It's now grate It was a gouda mess There was nothing left but de-brie 11/12 Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It needed a kickstand It wanted to take a break It was two tired 12/12 How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it Use a beat You just need to start the music
