Sarcasm-IQ Test Think that your wittiness makes you stand out? Test yourself in this Sarcasm-IQ Test to find out if you deserve to be called the Master of Sarcasm! michelle published on April 20, 20234 responses 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/12 What exclamation do you have a habit of using when something doesn't go your way? Ugh, seriously?! Ooh, how dandy... What? That's not supposed to happen! Pfft, whatever. 2/12 When your friend tells you an off-the-wall joke, what do you say? Ha! That was a good one. Oh please, what a lame joke! That's funny, but the other jokes you tell aren't. Wow, what made you think of that one? 3/12 If you don't like someone's idea, how do you respond? Wow, that idea really sucks. Can you think of any alternate solutions? There's no way that'll work! That's sure one way of doing it. 4/12 What goes through your mind when someone disagrees with you? Ah, what a lovely argument! Are you kidding me? What facts do you have to back up your argument? You clearly don't know what you're talking about. 5/12 If you're in a situation that doesn't make sense, what do you think? No need to worry... nothing ever makes sense here. What're the pros and cons of this decision? How did I get myself into this?! That's a dumb idea -- let's get out of here! 6/12 When someone tells a story, and it's a bit unbelievable, how do you react? Why do you think that happened? Stop telling lies. That must be a really long story! There's no way that happened! 7/12 When someone doesn't understand your sarcasm, how do you respond? Can you explain why you don't understand? Figures... nobody else seems to 'get' me. What a bore! Ah well, can't win them all, I guess. 8/12 When someone asks for your opinion about something and you don't like it, how do you respond? Ooh boy, what a challenging task. What makes you think that would be a good idea? I'm not a fan. That's a 'no' from me. 9/12 If you're presented with two bad options, what do you usually say? Tough choices, tough choices... What's the best outcome if I choose either of them? This is like picking between two evils! They both look terrible. 10/12 When someone is being too serious, how do you react? That's quite ambitious of you! What's the reason for being so serious? Geez, lighten up a bit. You're taking this way too seriously. 11/12 When someone asks your opinion on a topic and you don't really care, what do you say? Meh, I'm not really sure. It doesn't really matter. Why does that topic matter to you? Oh, I've got plenty of opinions! 12/12 If someone says something and you think it's ridiculous, how do you respond? Haha, are you for real? What a stupid thing to say. That sounds interesting. Can you explain why? Well that's a new one!
