Inside Jokes - Page 2

Do you have any weird inside jokes? Translate them here! I'll probably upload a few of my own, just to keep you guys posted.

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Joke: Ermahgerd Lerki, Ehrmahgerd Term
Translation: My best friend is a mega fan of tom hiddlestion aka loki so we do that overtime we see a loki meme or basically anything to do with the avengers.....
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on February 17, 2015
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Joke: Garfield
Translation: In a drama play two of my classmates were play fighting and fell on top of each other and me (being the usual horrible person) whispered to my friend get a room.... we started saying that overtime someone feel or whenever those two guys were close to each other... but then we decided to make a codeword so we came up with garfield since the first three letters are an acronym for get a room.
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Joke: RA RA RA RA RA
Translation: So when I was in kindergarten, the teacher asked me what sound a tortoise makes. I said, "RA RA RA RA RA" So now whenever I see a tortoise I say, RA RA RA RA RA!
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on February 16, 2015
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Joke: Batman, Batman, and Harry S Truman.
Translation: So I was studying with two of my friends, and we were reading through some history books. We decided to read in voices. I read in a batman voice, my friend read in a batman voice, and my other friend read in Harry S Truman's voice. So we joked and said Batman, batman, and Harry S Truman would be the perfect sitcom. X3
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Joke: Bohemian Rhapsody work-study edition
Translation: My friend Liz and I clean up the tables after lunch. One day, we both started singing Bohemian Rhapsody, and eventually it formed into a song about cleaning off the tables.
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Joke: Coconut Lobsters
Translation: One day my friend and I were walking to class when she randomly said in a Dalek voice: Are you a believer in the coconut lobsters? I have absolutely no idea why she said it, but then we took it to the next level. We drew a picture of a coconut lobster and then we went around asking people if they were believers. If they said know we went: EXTERMINATE! Ahh good times.

Coconut lobsters are Daleks with Weeping Angel heads and six arms, two are See More▼
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Joke: Let's take out the smelling salts! >:) (TBH, *shivers* =~=)
Translation: In one post, I fainted and Parabolic tried to wake me up with smelling salts. -.-
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Masubii_Chan
=~= *walks away from you slowly*
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Paraboilc
Heheh
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Masubii_Chan
=~= *puts on nose plugs* DO NOT PUT THOSE IN FRONT OF ME AGAIN.
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Paraboilc
Trololololol
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Masubii_Chan
-_-
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Joke: YOU FILTHY ASSBUTT MUGGLE DALEK!!!
Translation: self-explanatory
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evvvie_s
Best. Comeback. Eva.
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The_Demigod_Timelord_Wizard
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Karasuno
BEST INSULTS EVERRR
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Joke: 21
Translation: if you don't know already, you are doomed.
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The_Demigod_Timelord_Wizard
Mwhahahahaha!!
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Karasuno
Oh gods not this again xD
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Joke: Twily Sparkler
Translation: Before I watched MLP, that's what I thought her name was. So I now always refer to her as the grand, "Twily Sparkler"
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Joke: 99% OF PEOPLE DIE ON ROLLER COASTERS!
Translation: So I was at Disney World, and I went on space mountain. When my friend and I got out, she was terrified. She screamed, "99% OF PEOPLE DIE ON ROLLER COASTERS!" So now whenever I go on a roller coaster I say that. x3
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Joke:*Insert name here* LET IT GO!
Translation: So once in autumn, my friend was like "I love autumn, it makes me feel like Elsa" She started singing let it go and she flailed her arms around for some reason. So now I always say, *Insert name here* LET IT GO*
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Joke: Thunderclan steals from weddings
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Joke: YOU SMELL DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE!
Translation: So once, someone randomly walked up to me and said, YOU SMELL DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE. So now I always scare my friends with it!
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Joke: SPARKLE BABY
Translation: One day, I let my friend use my phone. When I got it back, apparently they were searching Sparkle Baby. So now I always remind them of that time they used my phone to search sparkle baby.
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Joke: *Stares at the ceiling* I CAN SEE YOU MUCH BETTER UP HERE
Translation: Whenever my friend and I saw each other in the hall, we would slowly raise our head to the ceiling. One day I said, "I CAN SEE YOU MUCH BETTER UP HERE!"
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Inside Joke: 13th Doctor
Translation: My friend Cat and I were talking about what we would be for Halloween. I was joking around and I said, I know! I'll be the 13th Doctor! Then, we started talking about who might be the 13th Doctor, and I started writing a story about it. Then, we made up his alter ego and we started RPing as the 13th Doctor, and yeah.
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Inside Joke: ERMAGHERD VERLEHBERL!!!
Translation: I was really excited to join this volleyball team, so I kinda shouted, ERMAGHERD VERLEHBERL!!! I was crazy.
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Joke: Swedish meatball.
Translation: I was reading a 'Would you Rather?' book to my sister (same one from previous post) and I came across one that mentioned Swedish meatballs. My sister cracked up and I asked her why. Apparently she had thought a Swedish meatball was a walking, talking meatball with a Swedish accent that came from Sweden. *sigh*
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Joke: YOU...FORK!!!
Translation: I was fighting with my 8 year old sister. We were in the car alone waiting for my mom. Sometimes since she's kinda bipolar, she physically hurts me, so I didn't want to insult her even though she was really steaming mad. So, trying to think of an insult, I said "YOU.... FORK!!!!"
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