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I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words
on January 31, 2016
Hunter is being very SALTY right now :3
SEA what I did there?
He needs to CLAM down.
CLAM-MATES gather around!
Oh, your so full of ALABONLEY!!
CLAM MEETING!
order in the CLAM See More▼
wow, don't be so CRABBY
COD man, chill out
can I KELP you with something?
oh good, REEF!
Cry me a RIVER
Hunter: *screams* SOMEONE SAVE ME PLEASE
I did that on PORPOISE!
SEA what I did there?
He needs to CLAM down.
CLAM-MATES gather around!
Oh, your so full of ALABONLEY!!
CLAM MEETING!
order in the CLAM See More▼
wow, don't be so CRABBY
COD man, chill out
can I KELP you with something?
oh good, REEF!
Cry me a RIVER
Hunter: *screams* SOMEONE SAVE ME PLEASE
I did that on PORPOISE!
on January 31, 2016
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up
on January 31, 2016
on January 31, 2016
on January 31, 2016
Hey, I can play the TROMBONE.
My friends say they like it but it goes THROUGH ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER for them.
Although, I do work hard and quite a bit on playing it, A SKELETON!
...ok...I will walk away now...
My friends say they like it but it goes THROUGH ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER for them.
Although, I do work hard and quite a bit on playing it, A SKELETON!
...ok...I will walk away now...
Hunter: SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME, HER PUN-MODE IS ACTIVATED!
And its over 9,000?
Hunter: AHHHHHHHHHH
Oh, clam down!
Sea what I did there? See More▼
Hunter: HERKFDSH SOMEONE PLS
@breann.west.5
And its over 9,000?
Hunter: AHHHHHHHHHH
Oh, clam down!
Sea what I did there? See More▼
Hunter: HERKFDSH SOMEONE PLS
@breann.west.5
on January 31, 2016
Speaking of them >.>
I think my dad just got a TROMBONER.
Also, Never eat a clock.
it is very TIME consuming.
Hunter: WHY. WHY DID SHE HAVE TO FIND THIS SITE?! See More▼
Hunter, don't be so SALTY!
Hunter: *screams*
I think my dad just got a TROMBONER.
Also, Never eat a clock.
it is very TIME consuming.
Hunter: WHY. WHY DID SHE HAVE TO FIND THIS SITE?! See More▼
Hunter, don't be so SALTY!
Hunter: *screams*
on January 31, 2016
on January 31, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing-but it let out a little whine
Nothing-but it let out a little whine
on January 31, 2016
on January 31, 2016
Have ever tried to eat a clock?
It's very time consuming
It's very time consuming
... *looks at Hunter* I know SOMEONE who tried to eat a clock...
I worked hard to clean it up, a SKELETON!
Hunter: OH MY GOD.
I worked hard to clean it up, a SKELETON!
Hunter: OH MY GOD.
on January 31, 2016
on January 31, 2016
on January 28, 2016
customer: "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
waiter: "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
waiter: "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
on January 28, 2016
Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder.
on January 28, 2016
Did you hear that the Italian chef died? No? It's really sad that he PASTA way!
on January 27, 2016
actually happened:
my friend: *draws a skeleton*
me: woah, thats good!
my friend: it took a lot if work, a skele-ton
my friend: *draws a skeleton*
me: woah, thats good!
my friend: it took a lot if work, a skele-ton
on January 27, 2016
Sans: It's getting a little BONELY here in Snowdin!
At least I have a SKELETON of things to keep my busy!
Papyrus: THATS BONESOME NYEHEHEHEHEHE
At least I have a SKELETON of things to keep my busy!
Papyrus: THATS BONESOME NYEHEHEHEHEHE
on January 26, 2016
on January 26, 2016
Austria was Hungary so he got Turkey but it was from KFC so it was covered in Greece.
America was a Russian to the kitchen to Czech the fridge for some.
TROLL
"Doctor, I think I SPAINED my ankle."
"Well just dont put any PRUSSIA on it!"
TROLL
Whats it called when your running to the bathroom? - Russian See More▼
Whats it called when your going to the bathroom? - European
Whats it called when your done with the bathroom? - Finnish
TROLOLOL
America was a Russian to the kitchen to Czech the fridge for some.
TROLL
"Doctor, I think I SPAINED my ankle."
"Well just dont put any PRUSSIA on it!"
TROLL
Whats it called when your running to the bathroom? - Russian See More▼
Whats it called when your going to the bathroom? - European
Whats it called when your done with the bathroom? - Finnish
TROLOLOL
on January 26, 2016
Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a motorcycle?
A tire (attire) hohoho
A tire (attire) hohoho
on January 26, 2016
on January 26, 2016
on January 26, 2016