once you're done, you'll captchalogue the bottle and send the code to egbert and tell him it's something really important. then, he'll make it and be like, "oh man yes apple juice i am so thirsty!!!" but he will not be drinking delicious juice, oh no. he will be choking down a world of hot piss and it will serve him right for liking all those dumbass movies unironically.
Agreed