I have a bat I named Drac. He's a badass vampire bat, and all he eats is grasshoppers and spiders. He's my best friend, and I say to anyone who thinks he's a pest "No, you're the pest. Humans constantly kill his kind because they're too closed minded to realize he's a badass pest exterminator." Then they get all butthurt and flip me off, call me a freak, then See More▼ leave. But oh well, mufuku, cause Drac is awesome, and he's my buddy. ???